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Sara Hennessey’s Comedy Class: Prepare to be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿคฃ Saturday Stand Up Level 1 students, trained by the legendary Sara Hennessey, will unleash their comedic genius at…

Rec Room’s Hilarious Attempt at Comedy: Proceed at Your Own Risk
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Rec Room’s Hilarious Attempt at Comedy: Proceed at Your Own Risk

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

OMG! Eris Mainstage is hosting RecRoom’s first LIVE sketch comedy show at 7:00 PM (doors open 6:30 PM)! ๐Ÿคฃ A…

Bollywood Blackout: Get Schooled (Again) at Catch One LA, Oct 4th
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Bollywood Blackout: Get Schooled (Again) at Catch One LA, Oct 4th

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**๐ŸŒŸBACK TO SCHOOL BLACKOUT PARTY๐ŸŒŸ aka the “Why Bother Studying?” party.๐Ÿ™„ Oct 4th, Catch One Nightclub, LA. Hosted by BIH…

2025: Still mingling?
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2025: Still mingling?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Join the “Lights, Camera, Auction” | 2025 Mix & Mingle! Dress as a celeb (or don’t ๐Ÿ˜‚). Light…

Florida Man Steals $20K From Disney While Dressed as Aquaman’s Less Impressive Cousin
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Florida Man Steals $20K From Disney While Dressed as Aquaman’s Less Impressive Cousin

FinnSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Breaking News: Some Absolute Mad Lad Robs Disney World Restaurant in Scuba Gear ๐Ÿคฟ๐Ÿ’ฐ! We can’t even make this stuff…

Ozzy’s ‘Last Chapter’? More Like ‘Last Gasp’ on BBC in October
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Ozzy’s ‘Last Chapter’? More Like ‘Last Gasp’ on BBC in October

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

OMG! Ozzy Osbourne, that decrepit geezer who somehow managed to make a career out of mumbling and biting bats๐Ÿฆ‡, apparently…

“The Shepherd Code: Road Back” Trailer: Buckle Up for Some Serious Sheep-ishness
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“The Shepherd Code: Road Back” Trailer: Buckle Up for Some Serious Sheep-ishness

FinnSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

M and M Film Productions, bless their cotton socks, have bravely announced that their upcoming crime thriller, The Shepherd Code:…

Cringe Compilation: Charlie Kirk Gets Owned in Epic Debate Fails
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Cringe Compilation: Charlie Kirk Gets Owned in Epic Debate Fails

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

Oh, look, it’s little Charlie Kirk and his “Prove Me Wrong” table. More like “Prove I’m Not a Brainwashed Puppet”…

Iron Maiden’s Nicko McBrain and Bruce Dickinson to haunt the Monsterpalooza Conventionโ€”Prepare for a ‘Thriller’ of a Time
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Iron Maiden’s Nicko McBrain and Bruce Dickinson to haunt the Monsterpalooza Conventionโ€”Prepare for a ‘Thriller’ of a Time

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Is this real life? Is this just fantasy? No, wait, it’s just IRON MAIDEN’s geriatric ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป drummer, Nicko…

Winningest Book Signing Ever, Duh
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Winningest Book Signing Ever, Duh

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

Winning! ๐Ÿคฉ Get ready to snap a pic with the one & only Charlie Sheen at Barnes & Noble –…

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