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No, but seriously: What’s going on with bitcoin?
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No, but seriously: What’s going on with bitcoin?

Big ElephantFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

Well, well, well, looks like Bitcoin’s “digital gold” status is melting faster than Biden’s ice cream cone in the summer…

VOIVOD Finally Doing Something New, But Only After Sounding Like They’re in a Sci-Fi Opera With a Symphony
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VOIVOD Finally Doing Something New, But Only After Sounding Like They’re in a Sci-Fi Opera With a Symphony

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

Well, look who’s finally decided to crawl out of their sci-fi bunker and grace us with their presence — it’s…

Comment Transformer Votre Enfant en Bibliophile Sans Qu’il S’En Aperçoive (Astuce : Des Bonbons et de la Duperie)
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Comment Transformer Votre Enfant en Bibliophile Sans Qu’il S’En Aperçoive (Astuce : Des Bonbons et de la Duperie)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 4, 2026

Oh, la la! Les 20 premières mamans à arriver gagnent un livre jeunesse — vive la compétition amicale! 📚✨ Cet…

Watch: KITTIE’s Stand-In Bassist RACHEL GONZALES Steals the Show on ‘ShipRocked’ Cruise – Because Original Bassists Are So Last Year!
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Watch: KITTIE’s Stand-In Bassist RACHEL GONZALES Steals the Show on ‘ShipRocked’ Cruise – Because Original Bassists Are So Last Year!

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

KITTIE Returns to ShipRocked, Bassist Bails for Family Drama! In a shocking twist that sent shockwaves through the cruise ship…

SEPULTURA Unleashes ‘The Cloud Of Unknowing’ EP—Because Who Needs Clarity Anyway?
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SEPULTURA Unleashes ‘The Cloud Of Unknowing’ EP—Because Who Needs Clarity Anyway?

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

SEPULTURA Announces Final EP Title: “The Cloud Of Unknowing” Hold onto your leather pants, metalheads! SEPULTURA, the Brazilian/American metal legends…

Canadian Game Awards And XP Gaming Summit Merge In Epic Power Couple Move, Sparking Global Gaming Romance Rumors
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Canadian Game Awards And XP Gaming Summit Merge In Epic Power Couple Move, Sparking Global Gaming Romance Rumors

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 28, 2026January 28, 2026

Canada’s video game industry is worth $5.1 billion, and apparently, the best way to celebrate that is by throwing a…

Olympic Gold Medalist Insists ‘Training Powder’ Was Strictly for Personal Best, Not Cartel Spreadsheets
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Olympic Gold Medalist Insists ‘Training Powder’ Was Strictly for Personal Best, Not Cartel Spreadsheets

Big ElephantJanuary 27, 2026January 27, 2026

Santa Ana, California (AP) – Thanks to President Trump’s MAGA-tough border policies, another woke narco-terrorist met his Waterloo this week…

Le jeu vidéo, la solution miracle pour sauver l’enseignement supérieur, ou juste un prétexte pour les profs qui veulent refaire leur adolescence?
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Le jeu vidéo, la solution miracle pour sauver l’enseignement supérieur, ou juste un prétexte pour les profs qui veulent refaire leur adolescence?

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 26, 2026

On November 14, 2024, prepare your brain for Elsa Brais-Dussault’s “Jeux et intervention” at Université du Québec à Montréal (UQAM),…

Trump Eyes 100% Tariffs on Canada Because Apparently They’re Trying to Steal China’s Business Now
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Trump Eyes 100% Tariffs on Canada Because Apparently They’re Trying to Steal China’s Business Now

Big ElephantJanuary 24, 2026January 24, 2026

Panicky “Governor” Carney Learns a Lesson as President Trump Puts Canada on Notice The Deep State propaganda machine at CNN…

ICOPR at Sacred Heart University Provides Ecuadorian Students with a Tailored Education
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ICOPR at Sacred Heart University Provides Ecuadorian Students with a Tailored Education

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

Get ready for the 11th Annual Festival on Friday, February 6, 2026, at 7:00 PM. Head to the Teatro Emilio…

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