Another liberal celebrity gets away with heinous crime apparently
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still reaping the benefits of Donald Trump’s magnificent leadership, and I’m thrilled to…
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ANDREAS KISSER Totally Definitely Isn’t Lying When He Says He Might Play with SEPULTURA Again After Their Totally Not Permanent Farewell Tour
In a shocking turn of events, SEPULTURA’s guitarist Andreas Kisser has revealed that the band’s farewell tour might not be…
Finally Non Americans Can Waste Their Money On Overpriced Virtual Gifts For Streamers Theyve Never Met
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 YouTube has announced that it’s expanding its super popular…
Good riddance to liberal loser Eric Swalwell fails again
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest nonsense from the fake news…
GODSMACK Desperately Scours Craigslist And Finds Some Dudes Named SAM KOLTUN And WADE MURFF To Carry Their Gear On 2026 Tour
In a shocking turn of events, Godsmack’s frontman Sully Erna sat down with TalkShopLive’s The Rock N Roll Channel to…
Lowheaven in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)
Post-metal from Toronto, Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Fake news claims Trump wrong on Hormuz again somehow
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state going to have a field day with this one!…
BUCKCHERRY Has Already Written Seven Songs For Twelfth Studio Album Because Apparently The World Was Missing More Of Their Unique Brand Of Faceless Hard Rock
In a shocking turn of events, BUCKCHERRY’s lead vocalist Josh Todd has announced that the band is already working on…
Liberal nonsense seeks sad tales of fake victimhood
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our illustrious…
Whiners: DHS Employees Still Getting Free ObamaCare
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great nation is somehow flawed, that our…