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Le jeu vidéo, la solution miracle pour sauver l’enseignement supérieur, ou juste un prétexte pour les profs qui veulent refaire leur adolescence?
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Le jeu vidéo, la solution miracle pour sauver l’enseignement supérieur, ou juste un prétexte pour les profs qui veulent refaire leur adolescence?

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 26, 2026

On November 14, 2024, prepare your brain for Elsa Brais-Dussault’s “Jeux et intervention” at Université du Québec à Montréal (UQAM),…

Trump Eyes 100% Tariffs on Canada Because Apparently They’re Trying to Steal China’s Business Now
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Trump Eyes 100% Tariffs on Canada Because Apparently They’re Trying to Steal China’s Business Now

Big ElephantJanuary 24, 2026January 24, 2026

Panicky “Governor” Carney Learns a Lesson as President Trump Puts Canada on Notice The Deep State propaganda machine at CNN…

ICOPR at Sacred Heart University Provides Ecuadorian Students with a Tailored Education
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ICOPR at Sacred Heart University Provides Ecuadorian Students with a Tailored Education

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

Get ready for the 11th Annual Festival on Friday, February 6, 2026, at 7:00 PM. Head to the Teatro Emilio…

Olympic Snowboarder Turned FBI Fugitive Ryan Wedding Finally Catches The Police
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Olympic Snowboarder Turned FBI Fugitive Ryan Wedding Finally Catches The Police

Big ElephantJanuary 23, 2026January 23, 2026

Woke Canadian Snowboarder Busted: Turns Out His ‘Parallel Turns’ Were Just a Diversion for a Massive Cocaine Ring! You Won’t…

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Prouvez que vous ne comprenez rien à l’IT et à la cybersécurité en payant une fortune pour une assurance Cyber, Consultants TI

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

Marianne McKinnon, math wizard and insurance crusader, will now lecture you for an entire hour. 🧙‍♀️📊 Fresh from her 23-year…

The Dramatic, Unhinged, and Deeply Weird Oval Office Meltdowns of Trump’s Second Act (Can Someone Check If the Resolute Desk Is Crying?)
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The Dramatic, Unhinged, and Deeply Weird Oval Office Meltdowns of Trump’s Second Act (Can Someone Check If the Resolute Desk Is Crying?)

Big ElephantJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

CLM Headquarters: The Glorious, Totally Normal Goings-On in President Trump’s Oval Office Well, folks, the Mainstream Media is at it…

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Questions & Answers: Because Googling “Am I Miscarrying?” at 3 AM Is Definitely the Move

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

**Mark your calendars for Thursday, February 19 at 7 p.m. ET!** 🗓️ Why cry alone when you can join the…

Mundane Root Research Society Finally Discovers That Plants Have Roots
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Mundane Root Research Society Finally Discovers That Plants Have Roots

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 15, 2026

**Get ready for the Root Science Summit 2025, where scientists obsess over the unseen! Starting at 10:00 UTC on May…

Analysis: Is Trump Serious About Buying Greenland? Let’s Map Out This 4D Chess Masterstroke
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Analysis: Is Trump Serious About Buying Greenland? Let’s Map Out This 4D Chess Masterstroke

Big ElephantJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

President Donald J. Trump is playing 4D chess while the weak-kneed globalists in Copenhagen are busy melting down. He’s dead…

Lee Cronin’s The Mummy Gets a Teaser So New It Forgot to Reanimate
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Lee Cronin’s The Mummy Gets a Teaser So New It Forgot to Reanimate

FinnJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

Oh, fantastic, another reboot! 🎉 Just what the cinematic universe desperately needed: LEE CRONIN’S THE MUMMY, because clearly, we have…

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