Fake news says Iran will still hate us after Trump
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to spin their twisted tales about our…
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Trump builds patriotic fortress to protect America from losers
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the Democrat Party just going to love this one. As of 2026,…
VOIVOD’s AWAY Loses Brain Cells Trying to Keep Up with Bunch of Fancy Music Nerds in Orchestra Nightmare Come to Life
In a shocking turn of events, the Canadian heavy metal band VOIVOD has announced their upcoming album “Symphonique”, a live…
LibERAL SNOWFLAKES whine about Trump’s perfectly justified Nespotjustice
It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to imply that our great President Donald Trump is…
Archspire in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)
Technical death metal from Vancouver, Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Fake news whines about Iran War benefiting America somehow
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…
FBI weirdly investigates Georgia election, what a total witch hunt
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “alternative facts”? Because I’ve got a doozy for you. As of 2026,…
BRUCE DICKINSON On His Next Solo Album: ‘We Did 16 Tracks In 21 Days, All 100 Percent Live, No Sleep, No Food, Just Pure Unadulterated Genius and Possibly a Few Miracles’
Breaking news: IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson is still alive and kicking, despite having two metal hips and a busted Achilles…
Oh great, UK royalty tells us what to do again
Oh boy, are you ready for some fake news? I mean, I’m just thrilled to be talking about this totally-not-made-up…
Liberal elites rejoicing over fancy new real estate schemes for themselves
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…