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Constance Wu Faces an Alien Nightmare in The Outer Threat
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Constance Wu Faces an Alien Nightmare in The Outer Threat

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

Get ready for a cinematic experience that’s out of this world – or at least, that’s what the marketing team…

MSI Unleashes Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End, Bringing Anime-Inspired Flair to PC Hardware Scene
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MSI Unleashes Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End, Bringing Anime-Inspired Flair to PC Hardware Scene

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

MSI and Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End have joined forces to create a lineup of anime-inspired hardware that’s actually worth getting…

W.A.S.P. Still Exists And Has New Music Coming Eventually Maybe
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W.A.S.P. Still Exists And Has New Music Coming Eventually Maybe

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 W.A.S.P. is working on new music! 🎸 I know,…

Jackery brings overpriced batteries to Canada because money grows on trees
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Jackery brings overpriced batteries to Canada because money grows on trees

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Get ready, Canada, because Jackery is about to power up your life with its HomePower Series, and I’m not just…

Pär Sundström No Longer Pretending Sabaton Has New Ideas
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Pär Sundström No Longer Pretending Sabaton Has New Ideas

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some mind-blowing news? 😲 SABATON’s bassist and manager, Pär Sundström, just spilled the beans…

Trump Still Really Into Tariffs Apparently
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Trump Still Really Into Tariffs Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trade war is back, and it’s getting uglier by the…

Warner Bros peddles Batman exclusivity to Amazon Luna
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Warner Bros peddles Batman exclusivity to Amazon Luna

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

Amazon and Warner Bros. are at it again, because what the world really needed was another Batman game. I mean,…

Oh Joy Another Overpriced Blu-ray Release of a Show Nobody Watches Dan Da Dan Season 2 Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money
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Oh Joy Another Overpriced Blu-ray Release of a Show Nobody Watches Dan Da Dan Season 2 Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Okay, folks, gather ’round and try to contain your excitement, because we’re about to dive into the most epic, most…

Canada Gets Special 50% Tariff Privileges Courtesy Trump
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Canada Gets Special 50% Tariff Privileges Courtesy Trump

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump invoking a 1930 trade law to impose 50% tariffs…

Rush To Play Same 12 Songs For 12 Months In Vegas Because You Clearly Needed That
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Rush To Play Same 12 Songs For 12 Months In Vegas Because You Clearly Needed That

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh great, because what the world really needed was another reason for boomers to flock to Las Vegas: RUSH is…

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