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Coast Guard Somehow Still Searching For That One Missing Plane
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Coast Guard Somehow Still Searching For That One Missing Plane

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a missing medical transport aircraft off the coast of Massachusetts, and I’ve…

MSI unleashes AI infused box of pricey tech on unsuspecting Canadians
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MSI unleashes AI infused box of pricey tech on unsuspecting Canadians

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

Oh joy, another PC designed to help businesses “innovate confidently” and “build AI-powered workflows” – because that’s exactly what we…

Naughty Dog Hypes Two Mysterious Last of Us Projects Amid Intergalactic Delay
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Naughty Dog Hypes Two Mysterious Last of Us Projects Amid Intergalactic Delay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

Naughty Dog studio head Neil Druckmann decided to tease fans with some updates on the developer’s current projects during “The…

A Perfect Circle blesses us with new music because you clearly werent fulfilled enough
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A Perfect Circle blesses us with new music because you clearly werent fulfilled enough

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

I mean, it’s not like A Perfect Circle has been touring non-stop for the past few years or anything, but…

Trump imposes ban on Canadian liquor with major loophole
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Trump imposes ban on Canadian liquor with major loophole

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s ban on Canadian booze has officially kicked in,…

Canadian game devs get schooled in cybersecurity the hard way again
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Canadian game devs get schooled in cybersecurity the hard way again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

Canada’s game studios are the unsung heroes of the gaming world, churning out hits like Assassin’s Creed, Dead by Daylight,…

Andrew Haigh’s A Long Winter Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Those Already gets a new poster and a UK release date to further ruin your social life
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Andrew Haigh’s A Long Winter Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Those Already gets a new poster and a UK release date to further ruin your social life

FinnSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic announcement ever? 🎉 MUBI, the global distributor, streaming service, and…

Putin’s Buddy to Save US Farmers Because That’s Totally Normal
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Putin’s Buddy to Save US Farmers Because That’s Totally Normal

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest trade war drama, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

GOP Loyalty to Trump’s Iran Policy Suddenly Develops Mysterious Cracks
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GOP Loyalty to Trump’s Iran Policy Suddenly Develops Mysterious Cracks

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll conducted by SSRS shows that Americans’ opposition…

Canada And EU Just Happen To Have Same Ex
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Canada And EU Just Happen To Have Same Ex

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney taking a veiled swipe at US President…

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