Archspire in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)
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Fake news whines about Iran War benefiting America somehow
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…
FBI weirdly investigates Georgia election, what a total witch hunt
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “alternative facts”? Because I’ve got a doozy for you. As of 2026,…
BRUCE DICKINSON On His Next Solo Album: ‘We Did 16 Tracks In 21 Days, All 100 Percent Live, No Sleep, No Food, Just Pure Unadulterated Genius and Possibly a Few Miracles’
Breaking news: IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson is still alive and kicking, despite having two metal hips and a busted Achilles…
DYING FETUS is Still Alive Somehow and Dragging SANGUISUGABOGG and CROWBAR on Their Geriatric Fall 2026 Tour
Get ready for the most epic, ear-shattering, and face-melting tour of the year, folks! 🤘🏻💥 DYING FETUS and SANGUISUGABOGG are…
Oh Joy, Another Overhyped Gaming Summit, NAGIS,Because the World Really Needed Another One with Super Important Speakers and Guests Who Will Change Your Life Forever in June
NAGIS, the most epic gaming event in the history of ever, is coming to Edmonton, Canada, and it’s going to…
Oh great, UK royalty tells us what to do again
Oh boy, are you ready for some fake news? I mean, I’m just thrilled to be talking about this totally-not-made-up…
Liberal elites rejoicing over fancy new real estate schemes for themselves
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…
Another liberal celebrity gets away with heinous crime apparently
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still reaping the benefits of Donald Trump’s magnificent leadership, and I’m thrilled to…
ANDREAS KISSER Totally Definitely Isn’t Lying When He Says He Might Play with SEPULTURA Again After Their Totally Not Permanent Farewell Tour
In a shocking turn of events, SEPULTURA’s guitarist Andreas Kisser has revealed that the band’s farewell tour might not be…