IRON MAIDEN Blesses Toronto With Presence Obviously Everyone Needed
I mean, seriously, the British heavy metal legends just kicked off the North American leg of their “Run For Your…
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CNN Prepares You for Two Years of Nonstop Midterm Madness Already
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the upcoming midterm elections, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…
Trump Solves Venezuela Crisis With Unorthodox Method Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US needs Venezuelan oil, and I mean really needs it…
Trump Resurrects Lake America Because That Worked So Well Last Time
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…
Because Hollywood Needed Another Excuse for a Reboot Peter Cullen Dies at 85
The voice that defined heroism for ’80s kids has died. Peter Cullen, the legendary actor behind the iconic voice of…
LaGuardia Chaos Ensues After Controllers Bail Early For Happy Hour
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Air Canada Express crash at LaGuardia Airport, and…
Comeback Kid still exists somehow
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! Canadian hardcore heroes COMEBACK KID have just announced their new album, “Chosen…
Nation Renamed Lake Because Why Not At This Point
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…
Spider-Man fans can now shell out for a web-tastic overpriced gaming throne
Spider-Man is everywhere, and now he’s taking over your gaming setup, because of course he is. After the beautifully done…
Xbox and IKEA merge to create gaming furniture abominations
Because who needs actual games when you can buy overpriced furniture to match your gaming setup, am I right? At…