Motorfest serves up shallow promises of seasonal updates to milk your wallet
Ubisoft is at it again, and I’m not sure if I should be excited or roll my eyes so hard…
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Global Economy Held Hostage by Tiny Strait Again Because Reasons
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the Bab al-Mandeb strait, a narrow waterway between…
Diesel Now Costs More Than Your Therapy Session
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about diesel prices topping $6 a gallon for the first time…
TIFF 2026 Review: Hope – “because who needs a decent plot when the cinematography is on point and the fancy camera angles will distract you from the crushing existential dread”
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 The movie “Hope” is like a wild rollercoaster ride of…
Bitcoin Thief Somehow Manages To Not Get Away With It
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story of a 22-year-old guy, Malone Lam, who pleaded guilty…
Trump Admin Scolds Ford For Doing Business With China Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is at it again, expressing “profound concern” to…
Amazon Plane Takes Detour Into Cemetery
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Boeing 767-300, operated by 21 Air and bearing Amazon’s “Smile”…
Volkswagen Trades Cars for Cannons in Israel Deal
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Volkswagen is converting a car plant in northwestern Germany to defense…
Volkswagen Downsizes to Save Money Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Volkswagen’s latest plans, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy. The…
Sony Unleashes Slew of Rehashed Remakes and Live Service Lures
The Sony State of Play September 2026 showcase was a bonanza of exciting announcements, and I’m here to guide you…