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“Boy in the Basement” Premiere: Finally, a Movie as Disturbing as Your Uncle’s Internet History
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“Boy in the Basement” Premiere: Finally, a Movie as Disturbing as Your Uncle’s Internet History

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿšจ Abuse, addiction, and trauma?** ๐Ÿ™„ As if we haven’t heard that before. ๐Ÿ™„ Get ready for “The Boy…

Gerard Butler and Morena Baccarin Star in Greenland 2: Migration? Oh, the Humanity
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Gerard Butler and Morena Baccarin Star in Greenland 2: Migration? Oh, the Humanity

FinnNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Oh, look, another disaster movie starring Gerard Butler! ๐Ÿ™„ Because apparently, the world hasn’t suffered enough in real life, so…

Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Finally Gets a Personality (Maybe)
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Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Finally Gets a Personality (Maybe)

FinnOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

๐Ÿ‘‚Psst!๐Ÿ‘‚ Did you peasants actually strain your๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚ to the very end of that โœจgloriousโœจScream 7 trailer? I bet you didn’t.…

Wildcat: Watch Kate Beckinsale try not to meow her way through this action-thriller trailer
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Wildcat: Watch Kate Beckinsale try not to meow her way through this action-thriller trailer

FinnOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Okay, so James Nunn (who apparently peaked with “One Shot” ๐Ÿ™„) is directing this cinematic masterpiece. And get this cast:…

OMG! Tarantino & Pegg? A Drama? Will There Be Foot Fetishes and Cornetto References? We Can Only Hope!
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OMG! Tarantino & Pegg? A Drama? Will There Be Foot Fetishes and Cornetto References? We Can Only Hope!

FinnOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Hold onto your hats, folks, because the cinematic world is about to be graced with the presence of not one,…

AC/DC: Aussie TV About to Get Thunderstruck (Again?!) Before They Even Plug In
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AC/DC: Aussie TV About to Get Thunderstruck (Again?!) Before They Even Plug In

Chord F. DiscordOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Prepare yourselves, fellow bogans, because 7News, yes, the pinnacle of journalistic integrity ๐Ÿ™„, is gracing us with a…

Spinal Tap’s Stonehenge Debacle: Still Milking It in 2026
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Spinal Tap’s Stonehenge Debacle: Still Milking It in 2026

Chord F. DiscordOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Bleecker Street, bless their tiny, misguided hearts, has apparently thrown some cash at Vertigo Live and that poor sap Rob…

Crime 101: Chris Hemsworth and a bunch of other famous people try not to trip over their own feet in a new heist movie trailer
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Crime 101: Chris Hemsworth and a bunch of other famous people try not to trip over their own feet in a new heist movie trailer

FinnOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Ah, yes, another gritty crime drama set in the glamorous cesspool that is Los Angeles. Because we haven’t seen enough…

Clown Motel: Prepare for the Cinematic Colonoscopy You Didn’t Ask For
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Clown Motel: Prepare for the Cinematic Colonoscopy You Didn’t Ask For

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿคก Celebs (maybe) at the CLOWN MOTEL: 3 Ways to Hell premiere at FINE ARTS THEATER, Beverly Hills!** Kane…

Saipan: Finally, a movie about two lads having a bit of a row
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Saipan: Finally, a movie about two lads having a bit of a row

FinnOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Vertigo Releasing and Wildcard, bless their cotton socks, have unleashed the official poster and a trailer for Saipan. Prepare yourselves…

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