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Paramount Pays to Make Warner Bros Lawsuit Disappear Like Their Creativity
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Paramount Pays to Make Warner Bros Lawsuit Disappear Like Their Creativity

FinnSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

The never-ending saga of Hollywood mergers has taken another twist, as the lawsuit brought by 12 states, including California, to…

Pritzker Drops 80 Pounds Because Politics Wasn’t Stressful Enough Already
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Pritzker Drops 80 Pounds Because Politics Wasn’t Stressful Enough Already

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker’s weight loss journey. Apparently, he’s lost a whopping…

Airman’s wild joyride over Iran ends with free taxi ride home
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Airman’s wild joyride over Iran ends with free taxi ride home

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An American airman, call sign “Bravo,” shared his harrowing tale of…

Hegseth desperately tries to make Iran rescue sound exciting
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Hegseth desperately tries to make Iran rescue sound exciting

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and his team…

Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage
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Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s wild…

Pentagon Cans Journalists Because Accountability is Overrated
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Pentagon Cans Journalists Because Accountability is Overrated

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the Pentagon and Stars and Stripes, and I’ve…

CIA Director Drops By Moscow For Totally Casual Meetup
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CIA Director Drops By Moscow For Totally Casual Meetup

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this news story. It seems CIA Director John Ratcliffe…

Pentagon caves to Fox News host’s very loud opinions apparently
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Pentagon caves to Fox News host’s very loud opinions apparently

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Pentagon forcing out top staffers at Stars & Stripes, and I’ve…

Democrats Suddenly Care About David Ellison’s Stuff Now
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Democrats Suddenly Care About David Ellison’s Stuff Now

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the drama surrounding Paramount’s deal to buy Warner…

CBS Hastily Repairs 60 Minutes with Ross Douthat
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CBS Hastily Repairs 60 Minutes with Ross Douthat

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

CBS News is shaking things up at “60 Minutes” after a couple of months of, well, let’s just say “transition”.…

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