Trump Still a Thing for GOP Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s second term, and folks, it’s not looking great for him.…
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CLUELESS Sequel Series Abruptly Cancelled Because Nobody Was Actually Clueless About How Bad The Idea Was
Breaking news, folks: the Clueless sequel series that no one really asked for is not happening at Peacock 🙅♀️. I…
Chuck Norris Dead No Wait Just His Ego Was Killed By All The People Who Actually Thought He Was Invincible
Oh no, the internet is lying about Chuck Norris, what a shock 😱. I mean, who wouldn’t want to make…
MAGA’s SAVE America Act: So Important They’re Screaming It From the Rooftops… Poll Says No One’s Listening
Just 28% Support “SAVE America Act” Despite GOP Hype The Republican Party’s emergency over the “SAVE America Act” might be…
CBS News fires 6% of staff, Bari Weiss takes over to fix everything with her legendary wisdom and charm
Breaking: CBS News Ditches ‘Woke’ Agenda, Trump Fans Celebrate! In a stunning turn of events that’s rocking the liberal media…
US Stocks Just Won’t Get the Memo About Panic Mode
World’s Oil Markets Hold Their Breath as Strait of Hormuz Remains Shut Well folks, grab your gas masks and strap…
Paramount Prepares to Swallow Warner Bros. Discovery Whole, Because Why Not?
Well, well, well, look who decided to peace out of the biggest corporate drama since Disney tried to buy Spider-Man.…
Peter Attia bolts from CBS News after getting Epstein-ed by the internet
Liberal Elite’s Favorite Health Guru Caught in Epstein Scandal – CBS Quickly Dumps Him In yet another stunning example of…
FCC’s ‘Equal Time’ Letter to ABC: The Secret Weapon That Made CBS Cry Uncle Over Colbert’s Jokes
Liberal Media Meltdown: FCC’s Equal Time Rules Spark Censorship Hysteria In a shocking display of cowardice, CBS lawyers apparently soiled…
El Niño, Death Traps, and Dr. AI: The Wild Ride of Today’s News You Can’t Unsee
Welcome to 5 Things PM! Here’s your nightly dose of real news, served with a side of conservative truth and…