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The Offspring and BAD RELIGION: Geriatric Throwdown 2026
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The Offspring and BAD RELIGION: Geriatric Throwdown 2026

Chord F. DiscordOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

OMG! THE OFFSPRING, those geriatric punk rockers from the ’90s (👴🏻🎸), are apparently still alive and kicking! 🤣 They’re dragging…

Joe Bonamassa Says Ozzy’s Guitarists Aren’t Just Random Dudes He Picked Up at the Gas Station
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Joe Bonamassa Says Ozzy’s Guitarists Aren’t Just Random Dudes He Picked Up at the Gas Station

Chord F. DiscordAugust 4, 2025August 4, 2025

The day after Ozzy Osbourne allegedly kicked the bucket 🪣 (or, you know, “passed away” according to the overly sensitive),…

Colbert’s “Late Show” Debut: Will He Bite the Hand That Pays Him (Literally)?
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Colbert’s “Late Show” Debut: Will He Bite the Hand That Pays Him (Literally)?

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Folks, you won’t believe the latest from the Fake News Network! It seems that poor, poor Stephen Colbert is losing…

CNN Asks: July 18th – Is DOGE Dead Yet? Plus, Other Stuff You Won’t Care About
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CNN Asks: July 18th – Is DOGE Dead Yet? Plus, Other Stuff You Won’t Care About

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

The radical left strikes again! The Trump administration, in its infinite wisdom, has ended the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline’s…

Stephen Colbert’s Reign of Terror Ends: CBS Finally Pulls the Plug Due to Emptying Their Bank Account
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Stephen Colbert’s Reign of Terror Ends: CBS Finally Pulls the Plug Due to Emptying Their Bank Account

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Wow, hold onto your dentures, folks! 👵 CBS, in a move that’s clearly not suspicious at all 🙄, is yanking…

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