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CLUELESS Sequel Series Abruptly Cancelled Because Nobody Was Actually Clueless About How Bad The Idea Was
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CLUELESS Sequel Series Abruptly Cancelled Because Nobody Was Actually Clueless About How Bad The Idea Was

FinnApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Breaking news, folks: the Clueless sequel series that no one really asked for is not happening at Peacock 🙅‍♀️. I…

Chuck Norris Dead No Wait Just His Ego Was Killed By All The People Who Actually Thought He Was Invincible
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Chuck Norris Dead No Wait Just His Ego Was Killed By All The People Who Actually Thought He Was Invincible

FinnApril 3, 2026April 3, 2026

Oh no, the internet is lying about Chuck Norris, what a shock 😱. I mean, who wouldn’t want to make…

MAGA’s SAVE America Act: So Important They’re Screaming It From the Rooftops… Poll Says No One’s Listening
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

MAGA’s SAVE America Act: So Important They’re Screaming It From the Rooftops… Poll Says No One’s Listening

Big ElephantMarch 21, 2026March 21, 2026

Just 28% Support “SAVE America Act” Despite GOP Hype The Republican Party’s emergency over the “SAVE America Act” might be…

CBS News fires 6% of staff, Bari Weiss takes over to fix everything with her legendary wisdom and charm
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CBS News fires 6% of staff, Bari Weiss takes over to fix everything with her legendary wisdom and charm

Big ElephantMarch 20, 2026March 20, 2026

Breaking: CBS News Ditches ‘Woke’ Agenda, Trump Fans Celebrate! In a stunning turn of events that’s rocking the liberal media…

US Stocks Just Won’t Get the Memo About Panic Mode
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Stocks Just Won’t Get the Memo About Panic Mode

Big ElephantMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

World’s Oil Markets Hold Their Breath as Strait of Hormuz Remains Shut Well folks, grab your gas masks and strap…

Paramount Prepares to Swallow Warner Bros. Discovery Whole, Because Why Not?
Hold Onto Your Popcorn, Folks — Netflix Just Flinched!
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Paramount Prepares to Swallow Warner Bros. Discovery Whole, Because Why Not?

FinnFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Well, well, well, look who decided to peace out of the biggest corporate drama since Disney tried to buy Spider-Man.…

Peter Attia bolts from CBS News after getting Epstein-ed by the internet
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Peter Attia bolts from CBS News after getting Epstein-ed by the internet

Big ElephantFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

Liberal Elite’s Favorite Health Guru Caught in Epstein Scandal – CBS Quickly Dumps Him In yet another stunning example of…

FCC’s ‘Equal Time’ Letter to ABC: The Secret Weapon That Made CBS Cry Uncle Over Colbert’s Jokes
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FCC’s ‘Equal Time’ Letter to ABC: The Secret Weapon That Made CBS Cry Uncle Over Colbert’s Jokes

Big ElephantFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Liberal Media Meltdown: FCC’s Equal Time Rules Spark Censorship Hysteria In a shocking display of cowardice, CBS lawyers apparently soiled…

El Niño, Death Traps, and Dr. AI: The Wild Ride of Today’s News You Can’t Unsee
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

El Niño, Death Traps, and Dr. AI: The Wild Ride of Today’s News You Can’t Unsee

Big ElephantFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Welcome to 5 Things PM! Here’s your nightly dose of real news, served with a side of conservative truth and…

Gallup Throws in the Towel on Presidential Tracking Poll, Proving Even Polls Are Over This Election Cycle
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Gallup Throws in the Towel on Presidential Tracking Poll, Proving Even Polls Are Over This Election Cycle

Big ElephantFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

Look Who’s Giving Up! Gallup Finally Throws in the Towel on Trump Approval Polls! Oh, the irony! Gallup, that once…

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