Judge Assures Court She’s Not The Lorax Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding President Trump’s plan to turn a public golf course…
Tag: Challengers
Markey Wins Because You Clearly Love Gerontocracy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Sen. Ed Markey is projected to win the Democratic nomination for…
Judge saves democracy from itself, temporarily
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a federal judge in Boston has temporarily blocked the US…
Older politicians face youthful challengers in Massachusetts
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Rep. Seth Moulton is throwing his hat into the…
You Won’t Believe What Just Happened to Hawaii’s Gun Laws
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this latest Supreme Court ruling. The Supreme Court…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Alien Invasion Film Ever Because Steven Spielberg is Finally Going to Reveal the Truth About Earrings and Fashion Disasters from the 80s in Disclosure Day
If you found out we weren’t alone, if someone showed you, proved it to you, would that frighten you? 🤔…
China’s Grand Scheme to Dethrone the Almighty Dollar: A Comedy of Errors or a Stroke of Genius?
China’s sneaky currency plot is gaining ground, and it’s all thanks to Biden’s incompetence China is once again trying to…
Steven Spielberg Finally Spills the Beans and the Internet Immediately Regrets It
🚨 BREAKING: The Government Has Officially Confirmed Aliens Exist—And They’re *Finally* Releasing a Movie About It 🛸🍿 So, you know…
Twitch: From Geeks to Global Domination (One Emote at a Time)
Okay, so like, in 2011, Twitch was born from the ashes of Justin.tv, because apparently, people actually wanted to watch…