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MATT SORUM Needs A Paycheck So Velvet Revolver Might Happen With LZZY HALE
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MATT SORUM Needs A Paycheck So Velvet Revolver Might Happen With LZZY HALE

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt while reading about Matt Sorum’s latest interview, and I’m…

5FDP blesses us with another soulless anthem to destroy our eardrums
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5FDP blesses us with another soulless anthem to destroy our eardrums

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “Legacy”? 🙄 Five Finger Death Punch just dropped the physical editions of…

Politician somehow still underpaid at $1 million raise
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Politician somehow still underpaid at $1 million raise

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Sipping my coffee and reading about Singapore’s ministers getting a hefty pay raise – folks, this one’s a doozy. It…

Sandusky Suddenly Remembers He’s Innocent Again
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Sandusky Suddenly Remembers He’s Innocent Again

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Jerry Sandusky case is back in the news, and it’s…

Olivia Rodrigo’s Charity Raises 20 Million For Women And Girls
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Olivia Rodrigo’s Charity Raises 20 Million For Women And Girls

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 30, 2026

Olivia Rodrigo created Daisy Chain Fields to raise money for charities supporting women and girls in the US and around…

Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people
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Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? I just spilled my beer all over my desk because…

Dolly Parton Changes Lives With Philanthropy Efforts
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Dolly Parton Changes Lives With Philanthropy Efforts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026

After making her name in music, Dolly Parton lived her life in charity. From the community where she grew up…

Another farewell tour precursor, charity show for former Adam Ant drummer
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Another farewell tour precursor, charity show for former Adam Ant drummer

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Because apparently charity gigs are the one thing that can bring the music industry together, a multi-band extravaganza has been…

Industry Desperately Seeks Relevance at gamescom 2026 Spectacle
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Industry Desperately Seeks Relevance at gamescom 2026 Spectacle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 19, 2026

Gamescom, the world’s largest gaming event, is gearing up to be the biggest edition yet, because what’s a little overcrowding…

DOM LAWSON has a heart attack because metal isn’t loud enough apparently his heart needed more motivation
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DOM LAWSON has a heart attack because metal isn’t loud enough apparently his heart needed more motivation

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Oh no, the metal world is shaken to its core: Dom Lawson, the renowned UK metal journalist, has suffered a…

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