Rush’s “Fifty Something” Tour Extends Its Lifespan Because Apparently People Still Listen To That
Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame (because apparently that still matters?) inductees, Grammy Award-nominated (for what, exactly?) icons, and RUSH…
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DRY KILL LOGIC Starts New Album Titled ‘Your Sins Will Find You’ and a Spring 2026 Tour (Good Luck with That)
OMG! 🙄 Are you guys STILL talking about DRY KILL LOGIC? 😂 After an “explosive” 💥 2025 (explosive like a…
Chicago and Portland: A Peaceful Getaway or Nah? CNN Asks the Real Questions
Here we go again, folks! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is stepping in to clean up the…
Watch: Robert Plant and Some Band Nobody Cares About Embarrass Themselves on ‘Later… With Jools Holland’
Oh, look, it’s Robert Plant and his new vanity project, SAVING GRACE, gracing BBC Two’s “Later… With Jools Holland”. Yes,…
PlayStation Cancels Concert Tour, Leaving Fans Wondering If They Imagined the Whole Thing
OMG! 😱 Did you hear? PlayStation: The Concert is CANCELLED! 🤣 All those epic melodies from The Last of Us…
UPSTREAM: More Like DOWNSTREAM amirite
**OMG!**🤯 Another Chinese propaganda flick! 🇨🇳 “The way out” directed by Xu Zheng, stars Xu Zheng, Xin Zhilei, Wang Xiao,…
Gamers Assemble to Witness Yet Another Gaming Company Nobody Asked For
**OMG! 🙄 Gotham Gaming launches in Chicago! 🎉 They promise “inclusive” spaces. Kinowerks, October 10th, 2025, 7-10 PM. Free booze…
Gary Holt Says New EXODUS Album Is ‘Done’ So Prepare for 12 New National Anthems
So, guess what, losers? EXODUS guitarist Gary Holt, the guy who definitely doesn’t regret not being in the “Big Four,”…
Orange Man Says ‘Hold My Diet Coke’ and Sends in the Troops After Judge Tells Him ‘No Take-Backs’ in Portland
The radical left is at it again, folks! Our GREAT President Trump is trying to restore order in these Democrat-run…
Chicago Comedy: As If You Had Anything Better to Do
**OMG! 2-Item Minimum?** 🤣 **Comedy Bar**🙄 **+ Gino’s East**🍕**= Chicago “experience.”**🙄**Come for jokes, stay for deep dish!🍕 First come, first…