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Tag: Christmas

Why Mortgage Rates Today Are More Unpredictable Than Your Ex’s Mood Swings
Rate Cuts! Mortgage Rates! The Fed Just Fed Us Another Plate of Leftist Propaganda!
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Why Mortgage Rates Today Are More Unpredictable Than Your Ex’s Mood Swings

Big ElephantDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the Fed trying to make us all feel better about the economy they’ve been…

Seven Hills Church Declares “This Is Christmas” – Apparently Jesus Was Just a Backup Plan
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Seven Hills Church Declares “This Is Christmas” – Apparently Jesus Was Just a Backup Plan

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 10, 2025

🚨 Breaking: Celestial Dictatorship Resumes Operations After 2025 Holiday Hiatus! The Almighty’s HR Department Announces Return Date, Warning Employees to…

NEW LOCATION: Because Apparently We Couldn’t Find a Parking Spot Close Enough to the Old One
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NEW LOCATION: Because Apparently We Couldn’t Find a Parking Spot Close Enough to the Old One

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 10, 2025

🚨NEW LOCATION🚨 Join us for a HUGE, completely FREE Christmas Toy Fest for families! 🎁 We’re blessing our community with…

Instacart’s AI Is Playing Grocery Store Price Tag Roulette and You’re the Human Lab Rat
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Instacart’s AI Is Playing Grocery Store Price Tag Roulette and You’re the Human Lab Rat

Big ElephantDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

The woke AI overlords at Instacart are now price-discriminating against American shoppers based on their perceived “price sensitivity” – because…

Ex-JOURNEY’s Steve Perry Opens Up His Magical Closet of Nostalgia for Holiday Charity Auction (No, You Can’t Bid on His Sweaters)
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Ex-JOURNEY’s Steve Perry Opens Up His Magical Closet of Nostalgia for Holiday Charity Auction (No, You Can’t Bid on His Sweaters)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

Move Over, Santa! Steve Perry Is Coming To Town With A Holiday Auction That’ll Make You Sell Your Soul (And…

“Santa’s Sweatshop: Gozo Para Houston ‘Gifts’ Poor Kids Broken Toys and Capitalism’s Leftovers”
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“Santa’s Sweatshop: Gozo Para Houston ‘Gifts’ Poor Kids Broken Toys and Capitalism’s Leftovers”

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 8, 2025

🎄 Houston’s Free Christmas Extravaganza: Because Nothing Says “Joy” Like Desperate Giveaways! 13 de diciembre · Puertas abren a las…

“IF You Foundation’s Christmas Miracle: Because Nothing Says ‘Holiday Cheer’ Like a Dubious Charity Flex”
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“IF You Foundation’s Christmas Miracle: Because Nothing Says ‘Holiday Cheer’ Like a Dubious Charity Flex”

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 8, 2025

🎄 Santa’s Sweatshop: Orlando’s QR-Coded Toy Extravaganza! 🎅 The IF You Foundation & City of Orlando | District 6 –…

THE DARKNESS Ruins Christmas 2025 With ‘Mistletoe And Wine’
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THE DARKNESS Ruins Christmas 2025 With ‘Mistletoe And Wine’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 7, 2025December 7, 2025

British rockers THE DARKNESS, bless their hearts, have decided to unleash their new single, “Mistletoe And Wine”, upon the unsuspecting…

Stryper’s Christmas Album: Prepare for a Yellow and Black Attack on Your Holiday Cheer
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Stryper’s Christmas Album: Prepare for a Yellow and Black Attack on Your Holiday Cheer

Big ElephantDecember 7, 2025December 7, 2025

Oh, great, CNN is peddling Stryper’s Christmas album. As if we need more leftist Hollywood elites trying to force their…

Santa’s Jingle Bell Jamboree to Save the Holiday Spirit from Grinches
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Santa’s Jingle Bell Jamboree to Save the Holiday Spirit from Grinches

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 7, 2025

When a Christmas concert ends, the real magic begins… in the Help Center! 🎄😂 The Nashville African American Wind Symphony’s…

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