Black Christmas (1974) or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Coat Hanger
**OMG! 😱 Friday, December 5th, 2025, 7:30 PM (EDT).** Watch Black Christmas (1974) with some dudes from Don’t Open This…
Tag: Christmas
Bacari W. Adams Presents: The Nightmare Before My Sanity
**OMG! 🙄 Movie Nights at Bacari W. Adams, downtown LA! Every week in November! 🎞🍿 Sunday, November 30th, *The Nightmare…
Lion, Witch, Wardrobe: Still milking it!
Afternoon Feature: Narnia (2005) aka a blatant rip-off of every fantasy trope ever conceived. 🙄 Date: 11/30/2025. Time: Doors open…
Macaulay Culkin’s Brain Fart: ‘Home Alone’ Sequel Idea That’ll Make You Facepalm
Ah, Home Alone, that cinematic masterpiece where a child’s neglect turns into a festival of slapstick violence. Truly, a holiday…
Glenn Hughes: Still Alive After All These Years (and Sober, Apparently)
OMG! Glenn Hughes, aka the “Voice of Rock” (according to himself, probably), is TOTALLY celebrating 28 years of sobriety! 🎉…
Report: Xbox Might Make You Sell a Kidney Due to Recent RAM Shenanigans
Oh noes! 😭 Looks like Microsoft and Xbox dun goofed again! Reports are circulating faster than my uncle’s conspiracy theories…
AIRBOURNE’s New Single ‘Christmas Bonus’ & European Tour: Get Ready to Rock Your Socks Off (and Maybe Get Some Coal)
Australian geriatric rockers AIRBOURNE, allegedly still kicking (barely), have bestowed upon their dwindling fanbase – the naughty, the nice, and…
Noah Schnapp Accidentally Spills the Demogorgon Beans: ‘Stranger Things’ Season 5 Plot Twist Revealed (Oops!)
OMG!😱 Will Vecna, the dude who looks like Voldemort after a bad tanning session, get a REDEMPTION ARC in the…
Shinedown Dumps New Single ‘Searchlight’ Like We Asked For It
SHINEDOWN, those purveyors of sonic wallpaper, have graced us with a new ditty, “Searchlight”, via their overlords at Atlantic Records.…
RUNNING WILD to FINALLY Release New Album in Summer 2026 (If They Remember To)
Ahoy, mateys! Prepare yourselves for another legendary saga! 🤣 The geriatric pirates of RUNNING WILD are STILL allegedly working on…