Santa’s Last-Minute Panic Attack Service December 21
🚨 BREAKING: Jesus drops in for a surprise midnight visit on DEC 21! 🎄✨ 🎉 “Home” services: heartfelt music, carols,…
Tag: Christmas
Wuthering Waves 3.0: Riding the Wind and Our Last Nerves with Lahai-Roi’s New Motorbike Madness
🚨 BREAKING: Free-to-Play Game Adds Motorbike, World Explodes With Joy (And Probably Microtransactions) 🚨 So there I was, in sunny…
FREE CONCERT! Beth Lederman and Vicki McDermitt Turn Scottsdale into a Holiday Karaoke Night
Another day, another concert that was probably better off staying in someone’s basement. FREE CONCERT! Beth Lederman and Vicki McDermitt…
Senator Lankford Preaches Faith and Fellowship Like a Used Car Salesman Pitching Holy Water
Oh, Great! Another Leftist Brainwashing Session Disguised as “Faith” – Lankford’s Secret Christmas Agenda Exposed! In a shocking turn of…
Power’s Back in San Francisco—Turns Out the Grid Just Needed a Good Nap
San Francisco Goes Dark Again: Another Day, Another Leftist Plot to Turn the City Into a Third World Nightmare Oh,…
Sander Kleinenberg drops beats so hard, Gootimes 2626 might need a chiropractor
💥 BREAKING: Sander Kleinenberg Descends Upon GoodTimes 2626 to Save Us From Christmas Carols 💀 🎶 Sunday, Dec 21st |…
DYNAMIQO’s CAFECITO NAVIDEÑO TOY DRIVE: WHEN YOUR COFFEE IS HOT AND THE GIFTS ARE HOTTER
🚨 BREAKING: DYNAMIQO’S CAFECITO NAVIDEÑO TOY DRIVE ENDS IN A CHRISTMAS CAROL OF REGRET 🚨 Event ended on Sunday, Dec…
Candy Cane Lane Hands Out Toys Like Santa’s Desperately Trying to Redeem Himself After the Scandal
🚨 BREAKING: Scientology’s Annual Holiday Hoedown Returns to Prove They’re Just Like Us (Except Richer and More Structured) 🚨 ⛸️❄️…
Roy Wood Jr. Explains Why You Shouldn’t Buy Electronics as a Gift Because Nothing Says ‘I Hate You’ Like a Receipt
ROY WOOD JR. HALLOWEEN SPECIAL EXPOSES LIBERAL WAR ON CHRISTMAS GIFT-GIVING! In a shocking turn of events that only a…
Behemoth’s Nergal Absolutely Goes Full Santa Mode, Claims Christmas Is Just About Presents and Zero Holy Stuff
Breaking: Satanist Nergal Celebrates Christmas Like a Normal Person, Immediately Regrets It on Podcast 🎄😈 In a shocking turn of…