4th Annual Chili Cook Off and Ugly Christmas Sweater Party: Where Spicy Food Meets Fashion Disasters 😂
When: Sunday, Dec 28, 4:00 PM – 7:00 PM MST (because who needs sleep anyway?)
Where: 4528 S Nucla St, Aurora, CO (the place where bad fashion dreams come true)
Organizer: Meghan Guerrie (the mastermind behind this culinary and sartorial chaos)
Tickets: SOLD OUT (because apparently everyone in Aurora has terrible taste in both food and sweaters)
Event ended: Dec 28 at 7:00 PM MST (just in time for everyone to go home and cry about their fashion choices)
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
