Yet Another Franchise Tease Because Originality Is Overrated
The new Supergirl movie is based on the recent DC miniseries, Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow. Because, of course, it is.…
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Cyberpunk Edgerunners 2 Because You Clearly Needed More
Oh joy, another season of Cyberpunk: Edgerunners, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. Netflix has dropped the…
Another Classic Tale Ruined by Hollywood’s Desperation for New Content
Aaron Taylor-Johnson is set to terrify audiences in Robert Eggers’ new horror film, Werwulf. The trailer has been released, and…
Supergirl Flies High with Impressive Rotten Tomatoes Score of Course It Does
It’s a new DC Universe, but the results with critics look pretty much the same. The current regime at DC…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Superhero Showdown Apparently
The latest DC Comics film, Supergirl, has taken to the skies, but its opening weekend box office numbers are more…
Brad Bird Thankfully Rejects Cash Grab Opportunity For Ratatouille 2
In a shocking turn of events, a beloved Pixar classic will not be getting a sequel. Brad Bird, the director…
Peppa Pig Child Actors Forced to Hand Over Their Oinkers to Robots Because Who Needs Human Emotions Anyway
In a shocking turn of events, it’s been revealed that the child actors who lend their adorable voices to the…
Avengers Endgame Now With 100 More Minutes of Tony Stark Looking Sad and Brooding
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉🍿 Marvel is re-releasing Avengers: Endgame in theaters, because you…
Batman: Because Gotham Wasnt Already Sick of Him Season Two Trailer Finally Arrives to Annoy the Joker Some More
Get ready for the most epic battle of wits, people! 🤣 The trailer for Batman: Caped Crusader Season Two is…
BREAKING: 10 Days In China and I Still Haven’t Found the Great Wall or a Decent Wi-Fi Connection
In a move that’s sure to delight fans of the iconic pop duo, Sony Music Vision has announced the release…