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Tag: Cinema

Edgar Wright’s “The Running Man” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Subverted (Maybe)
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Edgar Wright’s “The Running Man” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Subverted (Maybe)

FinnOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Edgar Wright, the guy who peaked with “Shaun of the Dead” πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈ (let’s be real, “Baby Driver” was just okay…

Nuremberg: Finally, a movie about trials that’s not about your dating life
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Nuremberg: Finally, a movie about trials that’s not about your dating life

FinnOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Dropping into cinemas November 14th, Nuremberg stars a bunch of actors who probably needed the paycheck. πŸ’° We’re talking Academy…

Luc Besson’s “The Big Blue” Drowning in 4K UHD: A Remastered Tragedy
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Luc Besson’s “The Big Blue” Drowning in 4K UHD: A Remastered Tragedy

FinnOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Luc Besson’s snoozefest, The Big Blue – starring Jean Reno, Jean-Marc Barr (who?) and Rosanna Arquette (remember her?) – is…

Another Black Film Festival, Yawn
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Another Black Film Festival, Yawn

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

OMG! 6th Annual Black Film Fest at Bay Street Theater & Sag Harbor Center for the Arts! 🎭🎬 Prepare for…

Diane Keaton, Queen of Quirky Rom-Coms, Kicks the Bucket at a Respectable 79
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Diane Keaton, Queen of Quirky Rom-Coms, Kicks the Bucket at a Respectable 79

FinnOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

OMG! 😱 Like, can you even believe it? Diane Keaton, or whatever, croaked! πŸ’€ Apparently, this happened on Saturday, October…

“Pluribus” Trailer Drops: Witness Rhea Seehorn’s Descent into Gilligan’s Sci-Fi Madness
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“Pluribus” Trailer Drops: Witness Rhea Seehorn’s Descent into Gilligan’s Sci-Fi Madness

FinnOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Apple TV+, not content with just having all your money πŸ’°, has decided to bless us with a new teaser…

Invincible Season 4 Teaser: Yawn, Another One
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Invincible Season 4 Teaser: Yawn, Another One

FinnOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! πŸŽ‰ Prime Video, in their infinite wisdom, graced us with a “teaser” trailer for…

NC Bar: Come Watch Nerds Argue About Spaceships
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NC Bar: Come Watch Nerds Argue About Spaceships

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

Join the NC Bar Citizen – CitizenCon Watch Party at Alamo Drafthouse Cinema Raleigh! πŸ™„Watch updates from CitizenCon. An in-person…

Sigourney Weaver in Talks with Mouse House for More Alien Screaming
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Sigourney Weaver in Talks with Mouse House for More Alien Screaming

FinnOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 Sigourney Weaver, bless her heart, claims there’s ANOTHER πŸ‘½Alien script floating around. And guess what? She thinks it’s…

Lars Ulrich’s Brain Explodes: Metallica Still Popular, World Ends
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Lars Ulrich’s Brain Explodes: Metallica Still Popular, World Ends

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

On Thursday, October 9, the super prestigious πŸ™„ California Film Institute’s Mill Valley Film Festival, where cinematic masterpieces are born…

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