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Tag: Cinema

Chris Columbus Dumps HBO’s ‘Harry Potter’ Like a Bad Date
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Chris Columbus Dumps HBO’s ‘Harry Potter’ Like a Bad Date

FinnAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Oh, bless his heart. Chris Columbus, the visionary behind such cinematic masterpieces as… well, the first two *Harry Potter* flicks…

“Dirty Boy” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Mind Hilariously Messed With
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“Dirty Boy” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Mind Hilariously Messed With

FinnAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups! Mystic Dream Story Studio (sounds legit), Stone Hill (probably a pile of rocks), and Saint Halo…

Megadouche: Figgis’ Doc on Coppola’s ‘Megalopolis’ Gets a Glorious Garbage Poster
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Megadouche: Figgis’ Doc on Coppola’s ‘Megalopolis’ Gets a Glorious Garbage Poster

FinnAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Oh, honey, buckle up because we’re about to dive into the dumpster fire 🔥 that is Francis Ford Coppola’s “Megalopolis,”…

EIFF 2025: Dead Lover – More Fun Than an Actual Funeral, Apparently
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EIFF 2025: Dead Lover – More Fun Than an Actual Funeral, Apparently

FinnAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Ah, “Dead Lover,” another gem 💎 from the Midnight Madness collection, or as I like to call it, the “What…

Texas Chain Saw Massacre Doc Trailer: Chains, Screams, and Probably Bad Life Choices
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Texas Chain Saw Massacre Doc Trailer: Chains, Screams, and Probably Bad Life Choices

FinnAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Fifty years after Tobe Hooper’s The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, a movie that, let’s be honest, probably gave you nightmares…

“Netflix to Unleash K-Pop Exorcists: Prepare for Earworm-Infested Demon Slayage”
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“Netflix to Unleash K-Pop Exorcists: Prepare for Earworm-Infested Demon Slayage”

FinnAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

OMG! 🙄 So, like, the sing-along version of *Kpop Demon Hunters* 🙄 played in, like, over 2100 theaters? 🤣 And…

Sunset Cinema: Prepare for Disappointment
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Sunset Cinema: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 24, 2025

Oh no, not another FREE event in Santa Monica! 🙄 Cinema Sundays are back on Third Street near the historic…

Cinema Sundays: Prepare for Disappointment at Sunset
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Cinema Sundays: Prepare for Disappointment at Sunset

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 24, 2025

Oh no, not another FREE movie night in Santa Monica?! 🙄 Cinema Sundays are back on Third Street near the…

WWII Dudes vs Fishy Boi: The Trailer for Maximum Hilarity
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WWII Dudes vs Fishy Boi: The Trailer for Maximum Hilarity

FinnAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

🚨 Hold on to your hats, folks, because we’ve got a cinematic masterpiece heading our way! 🦈 Just kidding. It’s…

Film Critics: Still Employed, Still Hating Everything
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Film Critics: Still Employed, Still Hating Everything

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

😂🤣Laughing At The Movies🤣😂: Alamo Drafthouse Cinema, August 24th! Leather seats? Heated? A kitchen? Bar? Sounds like a recipe for…

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