Tiny plane takes unplanned swim in East River
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a seaplane that made a hard landing in the East River between…
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Firework Adds Excitement to Otherwise Mundane Chicago Landing
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Delta Air Lines flight that was apparently struck by fireworks as…
Woman Rows Really Far Across Ocean Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Kelsey Pfendler’s record-breaking journey from California to Hawaii. This lady is a…
South Park Owners Sued Over Restaurant Working Conditions Apparently Not Funny
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that actress Brooke Shields made a reservation…
Nation Somehow Still Intact After 250 Years
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 4th of July celebrations, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…
CNN somehow not banned from Iran yet covers Khamenei mourning
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Tehran, where Iranians are gathering for the funeral…
Nation Finally Over Quarter Life Crisis
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the extreme heat wave in the eastern US, and folks, I almost spilled…
Britain Finds Out It’s Been Dumped By America Via Messenger
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the 250th anniversary of America’s independence from Britain, and I’m thinking,…
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Apparently Human Beings Too
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest celebrity news, and it seems like Taylor Swift has finally…
Trump Autographs Currency Because Humility Is Overrated
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…