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Trump imposes ban on Canadian liquor with major loophole
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump imposes ban on Canadian liquor with major loophole

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s ban on Canadian booze has officially kicked in,…

Trump Sued Over His Favorite Pastime, Banning People
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Trump Sued Over His Favorite Pastime, Banning People

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems that President Donald Trump’s attempt to ban certain…

Trump Stars in Taxpayer Funded Infomercials Because Humility
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Stars in Taxpayer Funded Infomercials Because Humility

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has been personally involved in creating those taxpayer-funded…

Trump Offers Iran Carrots For Nukes Progress Apparently That’s A Thing Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Offers Iran Carrots For Nukes Progress Apparently That’s A Thing Now

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this Iran sanctions relief news. Apparently, President Donald Trump…

Trump Claims Grocery Prices Have Miraculously Plummeted, Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Claims Grocery Prices Have Miraculously Plummeted, Again

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, trying to convince us…

GOP Candidates Get Free Pass From Pissed Off Conservative Wives Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Candidates Get Free Pass From Pissed Off Conservative Wives Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

So, I’m reading this article about Angela Paxton, and I almost spilled my coffee – not because it’s shocking, but…

Texas GOP Candidate Brings Fresh Ideas To Politics Again
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Texas GOP Candidate Brings Fresh Ideas To Politics Again

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Bo French, the Republican nominee for a powerful statewide office in Texas,…

AOC’s Totally Casual NY State Tour Definitely Not Campaigning
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AOC’s Totally Casual NY State Tour Definitely Not Campaigning

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s multi-day swing through parts of New York State, and I…

Trump Team Tries to Save GOP from Itself Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Team Tries to Save GOP from Itself Again

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the midterms mood among Donald Trump’s inner circle, and I have…

Houston We Have A Windshield Problem
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Houston We Have A Windshield Problem

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Mesa Airlines flight that had to make an emergency return to…

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