Trump’s Golf Game Interrupted by Armed Fanboys Again Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an armed man who was arrested outside Trump National Golf Club in…
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White House Helipad Gets Downgraded to Drone Landing Strip
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest updates on President Trump’s helipad project on the White House South…
Brazilian Ambassador’s US Visa Revoked Because Diplomacy Is Overrated
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the US and Brazil, and I have to…
Denver Weather Too Much For Planes But Not Broncos Fans Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, 22 aircraft flying to Denver, Colorado on Monday night had…
Plane Successfully Lands Without Exploding On Florida Highway Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a small plane that made an emergency landing on a Florida interstate,…
Trump Team Urges Miller to Quit Amid Abuse Claims
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Rep. Max Miller, and let me tell you,…
Trump Mulls Booting Pirro Over Reflecting Pool Fiasco Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump considering removing Jeanine Pirro, the US attorney for the District…
FBI Agent Excelling At Crypto Heist Investigation By Doing It Themselves
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An FBI agent, Patrick Steven Yaroch, allegedly stole over $900,000 in…
White House Intervenes to Kill Anti-Weaponization Fund Because Reasons
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House was directly involved in acting Attorney General Todd…
Government Suddenly Interested in AI Before It Takes Their Jobs
The White House is meeting with top AI companies, including OpenAI, Anthropic, Google, and Meta, to discuss a new framework…