Economy Underperforms Because Of Course It Does Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The world’s largest economy, ours, of course, is apparently “losing steam”…
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Troy Jackson’s Secret Life as Republican Troll Mastermind Uncovered Somehow
I was sipping my coffee and reading about Troy Jackson, a Democratic state lawmaker from Maine, when I stumbled upon…
Trump’s Base Goes From Bad To Completely Awful Situation
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Republicans are getting a little worried about their…
Trump Takes On Dulles Airport Because Why Not At This Point
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has unveiled a major renovation plan for Dulles…
OpenAI Lab Leak Somehow Got Even Worse Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story on CNN, folks, and I have to say, it’s a…
Trump Apparently Not Ignoring Everything
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll has found that a record-high 73%…
American Airlines Grounded By Own IT Incompetence Again Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. All American Airlines flights nationwide have been grounded Tuesday evening due…
CBS Hastily Repairs 60 Minutes with Ross Douthat
CBS News is shaking things up at “60 Minutes” after a couple of months of, well, let’s just say “transition”.…
Comey’s Seashell Saga Somehow Still Ongoing
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The seashell threats case against former FBI Director James Comey is…
Trump Still Riding Michigan Man of Year Lie Train
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest claims, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…