Trump Claims Firefighters Saved Him From 9/11 Attack
Folks, I’m reading this article about President Trump’s latest 9/11 story, and I’m trying not to spill my coffee. According…
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US Taxpayers Get Free $100 Billion Energy Bill Surprise
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Iran war has saddled Americans with a massive energy bill…
California Governor Hopefuls to Argue on CNN Soon
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming California gubernatorial debate, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…
China Ditches Iran For Brazil Oil Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Brazil’s oil production hitting record highs, and I just can’t help but…
Family’s Vacation Takes Unexpected Detour Over Ocean Apparently
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about a family in South Florida who’s going through a nightmare. A…
Hunter Biden Spins Infamous Laptop Into Crypto Gold
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hunter Biden, the son of former President Joe Biden, is launching…
Newsom Tests Presidential Waters In South Carolina
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. California Governor Gavin Newsom is making waves in South Carolina, and…
Amazon Plane Takes Detour Into Cemetery
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Boeing 767-300, operated by 21 Air and bearing Amazon’s “Smile”…
Feds Casually Remove Protections From Vulnerable Foster Youth Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Rin, a transmasculine teen who entered foster care…
Politician’s Campaign Event Turns Into Action Movie Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An “armed individual” allegedly lunged at Ohio Democratic gubernatorial nominee Amy…