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Lindsay Clancy’s trial for killing her kids finally gets underway somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Lindsay Clancy’s trial for killing her kids finally gets underway somehow

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Lindsay Clancy case, and folks, it’s a real head-scratcher. She’s claiming a…

Seattle Center Becomes Latest Venue To Host Free Ammo Giveaway
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Seattle Center Becomes Latest Venue To Host Free Ammo Giveaway

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at a food festival in Seattle, and I’ve got to…

Pentagon Updates Math, War Death Toll Suddenly Less Hidden
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Pentagon Updates Math, War Death Toll Suddenly Less Hidden

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Pentagon has updated its war casualty database, and let me…

Police Spying On Everyone With Fancy Cameras Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Police Spying On Everyone With Fancy Cameras Now

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Milwaukee Police Department has been dealing with some internal issues,…

Loomer Falls For Ukraine After Russian Fake News Fail
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Loomer Falls For Ukraine After Russian Fake News Fail

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Laura Loomer, a far-right figure and avid supporter of President Donald…

Trump Finds New Way to Lose Argument with LeBron James
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Finds New Way to Lose Argument with LeBron James

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I almost choked on my coffee reading about the latest Trump-LeBron beef. Apparently, President Donald Trump suggested that basketball…

Kalshi Forces Netflix To Yank Doc For Being Too Accurate Somehow
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Kalshi Forces Netflix To Yank Doc For Being Too Accurate Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Kalshi, a prediction market company, is threatening…

Paramount kindly lets Warner Bros Discovery finish lunch first
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Paramount kindly lets Warner Bros Discovery finish lunch first

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the media world, and I have to say,…

Joe Manchin Tries Again Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Joe Manchin Tries Again Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like Joe Manchin is back in the game, and this time, he’s going independent. The 78-year-old…

Iran Blocks the Strait So Neighbors Take the Scenic Route
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Iran Blocks the Strait So Neighbors Take the Scenic Route

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Brett McGurk, a CNN global affairs analyst, is saying that the…

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