Navy Mulls Renaming Ship After Trump Because Priorities
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Navy is considering renaming an aircraft carrier that was…
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New York Capitol Bomb Plot Foiled Because Terrorism Is So Basic
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a 35-year-old woman, Jessica Bowie, who’s been charged with plotting to blow…
Jennings Suddenly Front Runner For Soul Crushing Press Secretary Job
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the potential new White House press secretary, and let me tell you,…
Trump And His Former “Rat” Lawyer Cohen Reunite For Chummy Chat
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michael Cohen, the former personal lawyer and “pit bull” for Donald…
FBI Visits Eric Swalwell’s Home for Device Collection Party
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding former Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell, and I have…
Melania Trump apparently has better things to do now
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Melania Trump’s latest initiative, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
Trump Advisor Bails Before Midterm Elections Get Ugly
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shakeup in the White House, and I’ve got to say,…
Pennsylvania Airport Witnesses Thrilling Midair Crash Spectacle Somehow Involving Humans
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a state police helicopter and a small plane collided in…
Trump’s Winning Streak Continues to Elude His Candidates Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Republican primaries, and let me tell you, it’s been a…
Politician Makes Video Go Viral Somehow With Bae
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Sen. Jon Ossoff’s latest move. He invoked President Trump’s “travel with Natalie”…