Trump’s Iran Plan Apparently Involves Making Things Worse Quickly
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the situation with Iran is getting more complicated…
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Butterfat Prices Plummet Mercifully
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about ice cream prices, because, priorities. Apparently, ice cream prices are cooling off ahead…
ICE Kills Guy, Feds Immediately Trash His Reputation
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An FBI agent arrives at a crime scene in Houston and…
Tech Giants Argue With EU Over Who Gets To Boss You Around
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The European Commission is trying to level the playing field in…
Netanyahu Might Get Arrested in New York Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is still considering arresting Israeli…
ICE Officer Shooter Had Preexisting Brain Damage Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer named David Brouillette, who…
Saudi Arabia Gets To Enrich Uranium Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has tentatively agreed to allow Saudi Arabia to…
America’s Free Summer BBQ Fog Rolls On
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the whole Eastern Seaboard is dealing with…
Democrats somehow still arguing over something besides who ate lunch
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democrats are having a bit of a…
ICE Agents Brilliantly Demonstrate Restraint Techniques On Uncooperative Man
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like there was quite the scene at Harry…