Plane Successfully Lands Without Exploding On Florida Highway Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a small plane that made an emergency landing on a Florida interstate,…
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Trump Team Urges Miller to Quit Amid Abuse Claims
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Rep. Max Miller, and let me tell you,…
Trump Mulls Booting Pirro Over Reflecting Pool Fiasco Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump considering removing Jeanine Pirro, the US attorney for the District…
FBI Agent Excelling At Crypto Heist Investigation By Doing It Themselves
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An FBI agent, Patrick Steven Yaroch, allegedly stole over $900,000 in…
White House Intervenes to Kill Anti-Weaponization Fund Because Reasons
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House was directly involved in acting Attorney General Todd…
Government Suddenly Interested in AI Before It Takes Their Jobs
The White House is meeting with top AI companies, including OpenAI, Anthropic, Google, and Meta, to discuss a new framework…
GOP Rep Max Miller’s Reelection Now About Everything Else Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Republican Rep. Max Miller, who’s got himself in a whole mess of…
Wildfires Bring Exciting Free Relocation Opportunities to Spokane County
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news on CNN, and folks, it’s getting pretty wild out there.…
Cori Bush Tries To Upgrade From Protester To Actual Congressman
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama unfolding in the Missouri 1st Congressional District primary is…
Biden Admin Ditches Trump’s Petty Parting Gift to AG Nominee
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Donald Trump’s nominee for attorney general, Todd Blanche, has decided…