Noem Lands Third Trump Gig Because Two Weren’t Enough Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has quietly moved into a…
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Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katie Zacharia’s first week as the new White House press secretary, and let…
Kids Get VIP Deportation Service Courtesy Trump Admin
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A group of attorneys has filed a lawsuit challenging the accelerated…
Musk’s Latest Bright Idea Angers Everyone Somehow Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US-Ukraine relations are in a crisis, and it’s getting worse…
Spy Agency’s Top Secret Briefing Delayed Due to Wi-Fi Issues Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like the US intelligence officials were all set…
Just Another Day in America’s Favorite Pastime
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest school shooting in Bend, Oregon, where three children and one adult…
White House Gives Up On Math
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump has decided to use fake…
Trump Spares Nation Gory Livestream of Firing Squad Execution
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Nidal Hasan’s execution, and I’ve got to say,…
Trump’s Megabill Ruining Your Life Probably
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The “One Big Beautiful Bill Act” – that’s what they’re…
OpenAI Sues Ex-Employee For Alleged Apple Leak
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between OpenAI and Apple, and folks, it’s getting juicy. Apparently,…