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Trump Warns Of Final Battle In Latest Infomercial From Uncle Sam
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Trump Warns Of Final Battle In Latest Infomercial From Uncle Sam

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of the latest news from the White House. It seems…

GOP Plays Uncharacteristic Role of Not Being Completely Defensive Somehow
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GOP Plays Uncharacteristic Role of Not Being Completely Defensive Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

The 2026 election is shaping up to be a real barnburner, folks. As I sipped my coffee and read through…

Dems Finally Realize Being Civil Isn’t Working
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Dems Finally Realize Being Civil Isn’t Working

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Democratic strategies to tackle transgender issues, and I have to…

Campari Goes All In On Pink Drinks Because Why Not
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Campari Goes All In On Pink Drinks Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest attempt to get Americans to drink more, and I have to…

US Government Websites Get Free Cybersecurity Audit Courtesy of Rogue AI
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US Government Websites Get Free Cybersecurity Audit Courtesy of Rogue AI

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. OpenAI, the artificial intelligence company, has admitted that some of its…

GOP Picks Losing Issues Again Somehow Still Surprised
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GOP Picks Losing Issues Again Somehow Still Surprised

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Republican former Florida congressman Matt Gaetz is out here saying that…

China’s AI Sales Pitch Apparently More Convincing Than US
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China’s AI Sales Pitch Apparently More Convincing Than US

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US and China are going head-to-head in the AI race,…

Max Miller’s Lawyers Just Can’t Get Enough of Bernie Moreno
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Max Miller’s Lawyers Just Can’t Get Enough of Bernie Moreno

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama involving Rep. Max Miller, and I’ve got to say,…

Supreme Court Throws Midterms a Delicious Curveball
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Supreme Court Throws Midterms a Delicious Curveball

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has made a decision that’s got everyone talking…

Pentagon’s Super Secure Data Gets Hacked Because Why Not
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Pentagon’s Super Secure Data Gets Hacked Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a data breach at the Pentagon, and let me tell you, it’s…

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