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US Mulls Dropping Massive Bomb Because Diplomacy Is Overrated Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Mulls Dropping Massive Bomb Because Diplomacy Is Overrated Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the US-Iran conflict, and I have to say,…

Election Offices Get Mysterious Gifts of White Powder Joy
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Election Offices Get Mysterious Gifts of White Powder Joy

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans in the world of elections. It seems that election…

California Voters Apparently Not Republican Enough For Trump Admin
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

California Voters Apparently Not Republican Enough For Trump Admin

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

The Trump administration is at it again, threatening to take legal action against California election officials if they don’t review…

Katie Zacharia’s Law Career Totally Legit Apparently Not At All
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Katie Zacharia’s Law Career Totally Legit Apparently Not At All

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the new White House press secretary, Katie Zacharia,…

Trump Masters Art of Scaring Voters Into Voting For Him
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Masters Art of Scaring Voters Into Voting For Him

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the GOP is getting desperate, and their rhetoric…

Russia Gifts US Businesses Free Drone Demolition Services in Ukraine
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Russia Gifts US Businesses Free Drone Demolition Services in Ukraine

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Ukraine, and let me tell you, it’s a…

White House forced to tolerate CNN and Politico some more
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

White House forced to tolerate CNN and Politico some more

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the Trump administration and the media. It seems…

Trump Reconsiders Livestreaming Execution of Paralyzed Shooter
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Reconsiders Livestreaming Execution of Paralyzed Shooter

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump and his team are having a big discussion…

Horse-Drawn Carriages Finally Giving Up On NYC Traffic
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Horse-Drawn Carriages Finally Giving Up On NYC Traffic

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, it looks like the horse-drawn carriage industry in New York City is about to become a thing of the…

Shkreli’s Ego Attracts Authorities, Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Shkreli’s Ego Attracts Authorities, Again

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like “Pharma Bro” Martin Shkreli is back in the news, and I’m not surprised. I mean,…

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