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Game Design Demystified: Where Art Meets Crunch Time and Soul Selling
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Game Design Demystified: Where Art Meets Crunch Time and Soul Selling

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh joy, you want to join the ranks of the eternally sleep-deprived and creatively drained game designers. Well, buckle up,…

Tarantino Play Gets Premiere Date Because You Clearly Needed More
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Tarantino Play Gets Premiere Date Because You Clearly Needed More

FinnOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Quentin Tarantino is writing and directing his first play, The Popinjay Cavalier, because what the world really needed was another…

Christa Pike Execution Chaos Delays Emergency Response
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Christa Pike Execution Chaos Delays Emergency Response

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Christa Pike’s failed execution is just getting weirder…

Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studios
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Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studios

FinnOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

The Skydance company, the latest behemoth to rise from the ashes of Paramount and Warner Bros., is at it again,…

Brian May Walks Back Retirement Claims Because Your Aunt Wants To See Bohemian Rhapsody Live
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Brian May Walks Back Retirement Claims Because Your Aunt Wants To See Bohemian Rhapsody Live

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Brian May has clarified that he never said Queen would never tour again, because…

GTA VI Leaks Expose Everything Including Rockstars Shameless Tease Tactics
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GTA VI Leaks Expose Everything Including Rockstars Shameless Tease Tactics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

The never-ending saga of GTA VI leaks continues, because of course it does. In a world where corporate secrecy is…

Microsoft’s Flagship Laptop Gets NVIDIA RTX Spark Upgrade
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Microsoft’s Flagship Laptop Gets NVIDIA RTX Spark Upgrade

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026October 18, 2026

Microsoft’s latest Surface hardware is certainly a beast, and I’m not just talking about the absurd prices they’re asking for…

Forza Horizon 6 might graciously bless PS5 with physical release in 2027
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Forza Horizon 6 might graciously bless PS5 with physical release in 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026October 7, 2026

It’s time to put the pedal to the metal, folks, because the latest rumors suggest that Forza Horizon 6 is…

Trump Clarifies Iran Nuke Threat With gibberish
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Trump Clarifies Iran Nuke Threat With gibberish

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, and this time, he’s…

Win Cabaret Voltaire’s swan song deluxe edition, because one farewell isn’t enough
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Win Cabaret Voltaire’s swan song deluxe edition, because one farewell isn’t enough

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Well, well, well, look what we have here – another reissue, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Cabaret Voltaire’s…

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