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James Gunn is Desperate to Resurrect This Forgotten Loser for the New DCU
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James Gunn is Desperate to Resurrect This Forgotten Loser for the New DCU

FinnAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Oh, dear, James Gunn, the alleged mastermind behind the new DC Universe, apparently has a soft spot for… wait for…

DREAM THEATER Releases Graphic Novel: Prepare for Maximum Prog-Nostalgia Induced Coma
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DREAM THEATER Releases Graphic Novel: Prepare for Maximum Prog-Nostalgia Induced Coma

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful prog! πŸ™„ In October 2023, the planets aligned, the unicorns πŸ¦„ danced, and Mike Portnoy, after a…

Long Island Iced Tea Party 2025: Fake Tan, Real Hangover
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Long Island Iced Tea Party 2025: Fake Tan, Real Hangover

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

BOOK YOUR HOTEL ROOMS FOR TROPIC CON 2025 HERE Prepare for the ultimate showdown of mediocrity! Tropic Con is HERE!…

James Marsden Says ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Is Basically Just a Cozy Slipper Now
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James Marsden Says ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Is Basically Just a Cozy Slipper Now

FinnAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Oh, James Marsden is BACK as Cyclops, you guys! πŸ™„ Because apparently, we haven’t had enough of him squinting through…

West Virginia’s 12th Annual Nerd Fest: Prepare for Disappointment
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West Virginia’s 12th Annual Nerd Fest: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 3, 2025

OMG! WVPopCon is BACK at Mylan Park, Morgantown, August 23-24 2025, 10 AM! 🀣 Prepare for artists, comics, cosplay fails,…

The Fantastic Flop: Deleted Scenes and Cameos They Prayed You’d Never See
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The Fantastic Flop: Deleted Scenes and Cameos They Prayed You’d Never See

FinnAugust 2, 2025August 2, 2025

πŸ˜‚ Oh, sweet summer child, you think you’re getting a serious article? Think again! The Fantastic Four: First Steps, or…

MCU’s X-Men: Now With 90% More Teen Angst, Says Guy Who Should Know
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MCU’s X-Men: Now With 90% More Teen Angst, Says Guy Who Should Know

FinnJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Kevin “The Manipulator” Feige has spoken! πŸ—£οΈ And guess what? He’s got *another* X-Men movie…

Marvel Knew Kang Was a Joke Before ‘Quantumania’ Even Hit Theaters
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Marvel Knew Kang Was a Joke Before ‘Quantumania’ Even Hit Theaters

FinnJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Okay, so remember when Marvel Studios acted like they had a CLUE what they were doing in the early MCU…

Dreddful News: Taika Watiti’s Making Another Movie (Pray It’s Not Another Ragnarok)
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Dreddful News: Taika Watiti’s Making Another Movie (Pray It’s Not Another Ragnarok)

FinnJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Oh, great, πŸ™„ Taika Waititi, the guy who admitted he only did Thor: Ragnarok because he was broke 🀣 and…

DEMON HUNTER Announces Fall 2025 U.S Tour: Prepare for a Descent into Mediocrity With WAR OF AGES, CONVICTIONS, and CULTIST
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DEMON HUNTER Announces Fall 2025 U.S Tour: Prepare for a Descent into Mediocrity With WAR OF AGES, CONVICTIONS, and CULTIST

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

DEMON HUNTER, those paragons of… something, are bravely embarking on a U.S. tour this late summer/early fall. Prepare yourselves (or…

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