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Epstein Probed For Doing What He Already Seemed To Be Doing Anyway
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Epstein Probed For Doing What He Already Seemed To Be Doing Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Democratic Rep. Jamie Raskin launching an investigation into whether Jeffrey Epstein acted…

Gods Death & Reapers gets five year plan somehow still not dead yet
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Gods Death & Reapers gets five year plan somehow still not dead yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Because what every gamer needs is another roadmap to lead them down the garden path of broken promises and disappointment,…

Wreckreation 2 revs up with fresh studio and absurdly high expectations somehow
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Wreckreation 2 revs up with fresh studio and absurdly high expectations somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Get ready to rev up your engines and crash into the world of Wreckreation 2, the sequel to the arcade…

Texas Flood Brings Out The Best In Humanity Somehow
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Texas Flood Brings Out The Best In Humanity Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A story about the devastating floods in Texas and the…

Warframe insiders spill guts on Devil’s Triad at TennoCon 2026
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Warframe insiders spill guts on Devil’s Triad at TennoCon 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

It’s that time of year again: TennoCon, the annual love fest for all things Warframe. And, as is customary, Digital…

Biblical Symbolism Meets Racial Tension at Confederate Monument
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Biblical Symbolism Meets Racial Tension at Confederate Monument

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 68-year-old photographer, Jean Shifrin, has been documenting the people who…

Universal Executes Brilliant Plan To Annoy Entire Neighborhood With Fast Ride
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Universal Executes Brilliant Plan To Annoy Entire Neighborhood With Fast Ride

FinnJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Because what’s a theme park attraction without a few noise complaints from the neighbors, right? Universal Studios Hollywood’s latest addition,…

ICE Officer Shooter Had Preexisting Brain Damage Apparently
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ICE Officer Shooter Had Preexisting Brain Damage Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer named David Brouillette, who…

Trump golfs on, because who needs oversight anyway
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Trump golfs on, because who needs oversight anyway

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Trump is at it again, pushing…

Court Orders Kalshi To Do Exact Opposite Of What Court Says
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Court Orders Kalshi To Do Exact Opposite Of What Court Says

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has taken a wild step to stop states…

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