Steam Machine Users Delighted by New Red glow of Impending Doom
Oh joy, another hardware launch, another chance for our favorite companies to disappoint us with subpar quality control. The Steam…
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Grandpa’s Sidewalk Empire Takes Nation By Storm
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 78-year-old cardiologist and local politician, Gary Miller, has become an…
Tibetan Flag Waver Sets Self Ablaze Outside UN Headquarters
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man holding a Tibetan flag set himself on fire outside…
Jason Newsted Abandons Dignity To Tour With The Chophouse Band Because You Clearly Needed This
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 Former Metallica bassist Jason Newsted and his band The Chophouse…
Tommy Lee still weighs same as his high school self because clearly heroin is a great diet plan
Oh boy, are you ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Tommy Lee, the drummer for…
Canada Saves World with Even More Game Studios Somehow
Oh joy, the Canadian video game sector is a thing, and it’s apparently a big deal. Because apparently we haven’t…
Steam Machine Fails Due To Price Because Gamers Are Not Made Of Money
Because apparently we haven’t milked this concept enough yet, a former PlayStation boss, Shuhei Yoshida, decided to share his thoughts…
ENSLAVED Teams Up With Actual Native American For Social Media Brownie Points
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some cultural appropriation… err, I mean, “cultural exchange”? 🤦♂️ Norwegian progressive metal band…
Oh Joy Another Woods Game Because We Needed That
Oh joy, another survival horror game to add to the ever-growing pile of “I’m too scared to play this” titles.…
Bryan Adams croons again because apparently he wasn’t done yet
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Bryan Adams is back with a brand new single, 51st State, a powerful…