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Warframe Gets Yet Another Overhaul Because Why Not
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Warframe Gets Yet Another Overhaul Because Why Not

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Digital Extremes has announced a brand new solar system for Warframe…

Companies Desperately Chase Influencers For Relevance
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Companies Desperately Chase Influencers For Relevance

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, there’s a thing called the “CPAP Baddies” – a group…

Teen Football Player Dies Somehow Still Not Enough To Stop Football
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Teen Football Player Dies Somehow Still Not Enough To Stop Football

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

The story of Nolan Wells, a young man who went missing on a Fourth of July trip to Horn Island,…

Trump Tries To Delay Housing Bill But Oops It Passed Anyway
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Trump Tries To Delay Housing Bill But Oops It Passed Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

I’m reading this article about the 21st Century Road to Housing Act, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

Alienware peddles overpriced monitors to nostalgic gamers again
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Alienware peddles overpriced monitors to nostalgic gamers again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Alienware and Dell are celebrating their 30th anniversary with a new…

Riot Mashes Up More IPs Because Originality is Overrated Now
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Riot Mashes Up More IPs Because Originality is Overrated Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Riot Games has decided to bless us with Convergence Fest, because apparently we haven’t had enough League of Legends spin-offs…

Memphis Safety Task Force Doing Great Job Apparently
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Memphis Safety Task Force Doing Great Job Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The situation in Memphis is getting more complicated by the day.…

Tiny Homes For Good Because Regular Homes Too Expensive
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Tiny Homes For Good Because Regular Homes Too Expensive

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. There’s a guy named Andrew Lunetta who’s been working with homeless…

Because You Clearly Needed More Amateur Film Criticism On The Internet Now
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Because You Clearly Needed More Amateur Film Criticism On The Internet Now

FinnJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Finn McFrame here, and I’m still somehow not tired of movies, despite the best efforts of Hollywood to wear me…

David Draiman Finally Finds Courage To Ruin Another Classic Song
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David Draiman Finally Finds Courage To Ruin Another Classic Song

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious feels? Because I just listened to the latest episode of the…

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