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Army Decides Apache Helicopters Not Invincible After All
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Army Decides Apache Helicopters Not Invincible After All

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the US Army, and I’ve got to say,…

Nolan Wells’ death sparks delightful conspiracy theories and threats apparently
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Nolan Wells’ death sparks delightful conspiracy theories and threats apparently

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this story about a group of friends who went to Horn Island in Mississippi…

Jay Weinberg’s Tragic Life Without Slipknot Now Slightly Less Miserable
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Jay Weinberg’s Tragic Life Without Slipknot Now Slightly Less Miserable

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, acclaimed drummer Jay Weinberg (SLIPKNOT, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, Bruce Springsteen) has unleashed his latest collaborative…

Pokemon GO lavishes fans with free Mewtwo to distract from decade of monetization
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Pokemon GO lavishes fans with free Mewtwo to distract from decade of monetization

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Pokemon GO is celebrating its 10th anniversary, and to make up for the whole “exclusive Mewtwo for influencers” debacle, Scopely…

Flock Enhances Transparency Because They Kind Of Had To
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Flock Enhances Transparency Because They Kind Of Had To

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Law enforcement technology company Flock is trying to clean up its…

Ritchie Blackmore to tolerate Deep Purple for one show after 30 years of better things to do
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Ritchie Blackmore to tolerate Deep Purple for one show after 30 years of better things to do

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

I can barely contain my excitement… or my sarcasm. 💁‍♀️ Ritchie Blackmore, the 81-year-old guitar legend, is joining Deep Purple…

Mississippi’s Racist History Reenacts Itself Again Apparently
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Mississippi’s Racist History Reenacts Itself Again Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest news from Mississippi, and I have to say, it’s…

Town’s Economy Suddenly Not Terrible Thanks To Data Centers
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Town’s Economy Suddenly Not Terrible Thanks To Data Centers

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Quincy, Washington, a small farming town, has become a hub…

Spokane Arson Mastermind Executes Flawless Plan of Burning Stuff Down
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Spokane Arson Mastermind Executes Flawless Plan of Burning Stuff Down

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man named Aaron Farinacci, 37, of Spokane, has been accused…

Capy’s Quirky Jailbreak Game Born From Indie Brilliance In Toronto
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Capy’s Quirky Jailbreak Game Born From Indie Brilliance In Toronto

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

Capy Castaway, the charming indie game that’s been making waves in the gaming community, is finally set to release on…

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