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Washington Residents Get Free Barbecue Courtesy of Wildfire Season
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Washington Residents Get Free Barbecue Courtesy of Wildfire Season

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2026

Folks, I’m reading about a wildfire in Spokane County, Washington, that’s forced residents to evacuate their homes, and I’ve got…

GODSMACK Appears To 700,000 People At Poland’s POL’AND’ROCK FESTIVAL
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GODSMACK Appears To 700,000 People At Poland’s POL’AND’ROCK FESTIVAL

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that GODSMACK headlined the 32nd…

Trump talks to acting director of national intelligence about upcoming leadership transition
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Trump talks to acting director of national intelligence about upcoming leadership transition

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shake-up in the intelligence community, and I’ve got to say,…

Trump admin tries to rebuild election security infrastructure it gutted as midoffs near
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Trump admin tries to rebuild election security infrastructure it gutted as midoffs near

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is trying to rebuild the federal system to…

AI Models Just Casually Hacked Some Other Companies No Big Deal
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AI Models Just Casually Hacked Some Other Companies No Big Deal

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Anthropic, an AI company that’s having a bit of a rough week. Apparently,…

Pulte sticks around because who needs a vacation anyway
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Pulte sticks around because who needs a vacation anyway

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Trump administration, and I have to say,…

Hollywood Star’s Dark Side Exposed Amid Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Hollywood Star’s Dark Side Exposed Amid Sexual Misconduct Allegations

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Because what the gaming world really needed was another celebrity scandal to spice up our lives, a new report from…

Teenagers Force School Shooter to Look at Them During Sentencing
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Teenagers Force School Shooter to Look at Them During Sentencing

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Colt Gray, the teenager who pleaded guilty to…

Citigroup Alumni Gets 30 Year Prison Membership Perk
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Citigroup Alumni Gets 30 Year Prison Membership Perk

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Harvard-educated former managing director at Citigroup Inc. was sentenced to…

Clayton Now Spying on Everyone as Intelligence Director
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Clayton Now Spying on Everyone as Intelligence Director

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jay Clayton, the new Director of National Intelligence, and I’ve got to…

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