Gaming and Streaming: Because Apparently Gamers Have No Friends IRL
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! ð§ If you’ve stumbled anywhere near the internet in the last decade (and if you haven’t,…
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Why Retro Gaming Still Clings to Life in the Year 2024
Okay, boomer, listen up! ðī Apparently, some 26.7 million of you are still clinging to your ancient Nintendo Entertainment Systems,…
‘Superman’ Lazily Stumbles Over Pathetic Box Office Competition in Hilarious Display of Weakness | CNN Business
Another woke superhero movie “soars” at the box office, according to Fake News CNN. Of course, it does! It’s all…
Red Bull Home Ground crash lands at Fan Expo Toronto, brace for impact on August 23
Oh, boy, oh, boy! ðĪŠ Get ready, folks, because the Canadian Qualifier for Red Bull Home Ground, that totally-not-boring official…
World Leaders Engage in Olympic-Level Trump Bootlicking Competition
Oh, the Deep State CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls because foreign leaders are finally giving…
CNN Business Says Finding a Job is Harder Than Finding a Decent Reality TV Show Since 2021
Oh, CNN, always with the doom and gloom! “Layoffs may not be mounting,” they say, but then whine about how…
Samsung’s 2025 Unpacked: Folding Phones and WatchesâBecause We Haven’t Milked That Enough Yet
Oh boy, another Samsung Unpacked event! ð As if we needed *more* gadgets to clutter our lives and empty our…
Disney Lorcana Crowns Some Lucky Schmuck World Champion
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! The Great Mouse himself has apparently sprinkled enough fairy dust (or maybe just corporate…
Gamification: How Digital Media Will Enslave Customers by 2025
Ah, gamification, the buzzword that refuses to die. It’s not just badges and points anymore, oh no. In the futuristic…
Coney Island’s Summer Biz Starts with People Stuffing Their Faces with Hot Dogs, What a World
Another July 4th, and CNN is pushing the same old leftist propaganda, this time disguised as a puff piece about…