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Deceptor in Charlotte, NC (12/19/2025)
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Deceptor in Charlotte, NC (12/19/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 20, 2025

Thrash Metal from Raleigh, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Listen: METALLICA’s JAMES HETFIELD Drops Heavy Metal Ornaments on ‘A Visit From St. Nicholas’
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Listen: METALLICA’s JAMES HETFIELD Drops Heavy Metal Ornaments on ‘A Visit From St. Nicholas’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

James Hetfield vs. Santa Claus: The Epic Battle for Christmas Supremacy Begins Now (Spoiler: He Wins) 🎸🎅 In a move…

Eyehategod in Charlotte, NC (12/16/2025)
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Eyehategod in Charlotte, NC (12/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 16, 2025

Sludge metal from New Orleans, Louisiana Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

D.Sablu in Charlotte, NC (12/16/2025)
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D.Sablu in Charlotte, NC (12/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 16, 2025

New Orleans based songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, recorder, producer Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Crooked Cult in Charlotte, NC (12/16/2025)
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Crooked Cult in Charlotte, NC (12/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 16, 2025

Thrash Metal/Hardcore from Fayetteville, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

POWER TRIP And MUNICIPAL WASTE To Headline 2026 Decibel Magazine Metal & Beer Fest: Philly Because Apparently Fermented Hops And Feedback Aren’t Already A Thing
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POWER TRIP And MUNICIPAL WASTE To Headline 2026 Decibel Magazine Metal & Beer Fest: Philly Because Apparently Fermented Hops And Feedback Aren’t Already A Thing

Chord F. DiscordDecember 16, 2025December 16, 2025

Brace your livers and your necks, ye faithful metalheads and hopheads, because the apocalypse is coming… again! And this time,…

AMY LEE: EVANESCENCE’s New Album Will Arrive In 2026—Just In Time To Save Our Souls From Eternal Silence
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AMY LEE: EVANESCENCE’s New Album Will Arrive In 2026—Just In Time To Save Our Souls From Eternal Silence

Chord F. DiscordDecember 16, 2025December 16, 2025

Amy Lee, the queen of goth-tastic angst and dramatic piano flourishes, has finally blessed humanity with the news we’ve all…

Wayne Static’s Ghost Sends Cease-and-Desist to Filmmaker for Unauthorized Biopic of the Man Who Invented the Devil Horns
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Wayne Static’s Ghost Sends Cease-and-Desist to Filmmaker for Unauthorized Biopic of the Man Who Invented the Devil Horns

Chord F. DiscordDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Wayne Static’s Ghost Allegedly Sues Living Filmmaker for ‘Unauthorized Vibes’ in Bizarre Legal Drama 🚨 In a turn…

AC/DC’s PHIL RUDD Finally Joins March 2026 ‘Full Metal Orchestra’ Because Apparently They Couldn’t Book A Drum Machine
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AC/DC’s PHIL RUDD Finally Joins March 2026 ‘Full Metal Orchestra’ Because Apparently They Couldn’t Book A Drum Machine

Chord F. DiscordDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

Cue the thunderous roar of a thousand kettles boiling in unison — Phil Rudd, the human metronome with a criminal…

SLAYER Band Biography By D.X. Ferris Finally Deafens Your Ears As An Audiobook
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SLAYER Band Biography By D.X. Ferris Finally Deafens Your Ears As An Audiobook

Chord F. DiscordDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

Move over, history books and science textbooks—there’s a new educational powerhouse in town, and it’s screaming at you in double-blast-beat…

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