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Breaking News: Kansas Hires Some Dude With a Guitar, World Panics
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Breaking News: Kansas Hires Some Dude With a Guitar, World Panics

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

OMG! 😱😱😱 You guys will NOT believe this! KANSAS, yes, THE KANSAS, has apparently decided that their sound wasn’t generic…

Ace Frehley Hilariously Rejects KISS’s Desperate Plea for Relevance at Vegas Fan Event
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Ace Frehley Hilariously Rejects KISS’s Desperate Plea for Relevance at Vegas Fan Event

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

In a groundbreaking exposé with Guitar World magazine, the one and only, the totally irreplaceable, and definitely-not-bitter-about-being-kicked-out-twice Ace Frehley, the…

The Acacia Strain in Charlotte, NC (08/17/2025)
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The Acacia Strain in Charlotte, NC (08/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 17, 2025

American deathcore from Chicopee, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Bodysnatcher in Charlotte, NC (08/17/2025)
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Bodysnatcher in Charlotte, NC (08/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 17, 2025

American deathcore band from Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Ingrown in Charlotte, NC (08/17/2025)
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Ingrown in Charlotte, NC (08/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 17, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Tribal Gaze in Charlotte, NC (08/17/2025)
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Tribal Gaze in Charlotte, NC (08/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 17, 2025

Death Metal from Longview, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Aterra in Charlotte, NC (08/16/2025)
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Aterra in Charlotte, NC (08/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

Black Metal from Icard, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

And I Become Death in Charlotte, NC (08/16/2025)
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And I Become Death in Charlotte, NC (08/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

Sludge/Blackened Post-Metal from Piedmont Triad, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Buried Asunder in Charlotte, NC (08/16/2025)
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Buried Asunder in Charlotte, NC (08/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

Experimental Black Metal from Rock Hill, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Tom Morello’s Rage Against the Machine Swan Song: More Like Rage Against the Geriatric Machine, Am I Right
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Tom Morello’s Rage Against the Machine Swan Song: More Like Rage Against the Geriatric Machine, Am I Right

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Q101 (WKQX), that bastion of alternative rock owned by the ever-so-hip Cumulus Media, Tom Morello…

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