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THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER Wastes No Time Booking Yet Another Tour For 2026, Dragging THE ACACIA STRAIN Along For The Ride
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THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER Wastes No Time Booking Yet Another Tour For 2026, Dragging THE ACACIA STRAIN Along For The Ride

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: The Black Dahlia Murder Is Literally Coming To Your Town To End Your Ears (And Maybe Your…

Bob Weir of Grateful Dead Finally Gives Up the Ghost at 78
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Bob Weir of Grateful Dead Finally Gives Up the Ghost at 78

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Bobby Weir Finally Checks Out After 78 Years of Confusing Audiences With That One Chord 🚨 In a…

Aster Aweke and Ephrem Amare Live Concert: When Legends Decide to Break the Internet One Note at a Time
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Aster Aweke and Ephrem Amare Live Concert: When Legends Decide to Break the Internet One Note at a Time

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨BREAKING: Two legends will scream into microphones in DC this weekend—your eardrums have been warned!🚨 🗓️ Saturday, February 22, 2025…

Hear CRO-MAGS’ Newly Re-Recorded Version Of Band’s Classic Song ‘Hard Times’ (Because Apparently The ’80s Called And Wants Its Sound Back)
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Hear CRO-MAGS’ Newly Re-Recorded Version Of Band’s Classic Song ‘Hard Times’ (Because Apparently The ’80s Called And Wants Its Sound Back)

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 9, 2026January 9, 2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: CRO-MAGS Re-Record “Hard Times” Because Apparently, Legal Drama is Harder Than Hardcore Mosh Pits 🚨 In a…

Buried Asunder in Charlotte, NC (01/06/2026)
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Buried Asunder in Charlotte, NC (01/06/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 7, 2026

Psychedelic Black Metal from Rock Hill, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Quiet Exit in Charlotte, NC (01/06/2026)
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Quiet Exit in Charlotte, NC (01/06/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 7, 2026

Metal from Seattle… no from Rock Hill, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Orchiiidsss in Charlotte, NC (01/06/2026)
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Orchiiidsss in Charlotte, NC (01/06/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 7, 2026

Gothic Punk from upper SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Going Hands-On With ROMEO IS A DEAD MAN—Death And Taxes: Because Nothing Says Fun Like Paying Your Last Bill
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Going Hands-On With ROMEO IS A DEAD MAN—Death And Taxes: Because Nothing Says Fun Like Paying Your Last Bill

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 6, 2026January 6, 2026

Move over, William Shakespeare—because Romeo isn’t just dead, he’s been cybernetically resurrected, weaponized, and shoved into a multiversal soap opera…

HAKEN Fires Guitarist and Bassist for Not Being Able to Play While Juggling
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HAKEN Fires Guitarist and Bassist for Not Being Able to Play While Juggling

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 5, 2026January 5, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: HAKEN LOSES TWO MEMBERS, GAINS TWO MORE EXCUSES TO REWRITE THEIR SETLIST 🚨 😱🎸 In a move that…

EXTREME Finally Decides to Make Another Album (Yes, They’re Still a Thing)
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EXTREME Finally Decides to Make Another Album (Yes, They’re Still a Thing)

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 5, 2026January 5, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: EXTREME ANNOUNCES SEVENTH ALBUM AFTER ONLY 3 YEARS OF SILENCE (A RECORD FOR THEM) 🚨 In a shocking…

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