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Miley Cyrus Just Stole Adele’s Sadness and Made It a Party Anthem
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Miley Cyrus Just Stole Adele’s Sadness and Made It a Party Anthem

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

When Miley Cyrus and Adele decided to throw a joint concert in New York, the only thing more chaotic than…

SYSTEM OF A DOWN’s DARON MALAKIAN: How I Accidentally Became METALLICA’s Backup Guitarist for Two Nights in 2000
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SYSTEM OF A DOWN’s DARON MALAKIAN: How I Accidentally Became METALLICA’s Backup Guitarist for Two Nights in 2000

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

When a 22-Year-Old in Lakers Sweats Accidentally Became Metal God for a Night: The Daron Malakian Origin Story 🤘😂 Once…

BCCO Concert: Sunday January 4 @ 3 pm (Because Nothing Says Fun Like Sitting in a Cold Auditorium on a Post-Holiday Coma)
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BCCO Concert: Sunday January 4 @ 3 pm (Because Nothing Says Fun Like Sitting in a Cold Auditorium on a Post-Holiday Coma)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

🚨BREAKING: All Tickets Sold Out… or So They Say!🚨 The Stoughton Opera House (678 W Main St, Stoughton, WI 53589)…

MORTAL SIN’s MAT MAURER Confirms New Music: ‘It’s Been Discussed’ (Translation: ‘We’ve Talked About It Over Beer’)
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MORTAL SIN’s MAT MAURER Confirms New Music: ‘It’s Been Discussed’ (Translation: ‘We’ve Talked About It Over Beer’)

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Mortal Sin Announces 2026 Return — Because Apparently 15 Years of Peace Wasn’t Enough 🚨 In a move…

И немедленно выпил! Новогоднее, ик, поздравление от Ангуса (группа Tornado)
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И немедленно выпил! Новогоднее, ик, поздравление от Ангуса (группа Tornado)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 30, 2025

Поздравление с Новым годом это всегда важно. И профессионально! Поэтому-то мы отправились на поклон к Великому и Ужасному Ангусу, дабы…

BCCO Concert, Saturday January 3 @ 3 pm
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BCCO Concert, Saturday January 3 @ 3 pm

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 30, 2025

BCCO Concert, Saturday, January 3 @ 3 pm at Hertz Hall on the Cal Berkeley campus. Doors open at 2:15…

MEGADETH’s DAVE MUSTAINE Slams Other Bands’ Farewell Tours Like a Thrash Riff to the Face
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MEGADETH’s DAVE MUSTAINE Slams Other Bands’ Farewell Tours Like a Thrash Riff to the Face

Chord F. DiscordDecember 30, 2025December 30, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Dave Mustaine Announces Retirement… Or Is He Just Tired of Tuning His Guitar? 🚨 In a shocking turn…

Jackal Today in 2025: 100 Gigs, 5 Fests, Dozens of Bands & Tons of Booze!
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Jackal Today in 2025: 100 Gigs, 5 Fests, Dozens of Bands & Tons of Booze!

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 29, 2025

What a year! We have been filming this shit for you all across the US and Europe, and it was…

Watch: TRANS-SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA Tries To Make OZZY OSBOURNE Sound Classy With A ‘Changes’ Cover That Even Your Grandma Could Enjoy
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Watch: TRANS-SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA Tries To Make OZZY OSBOURNE Sound Classy With A ‘Changes’ Cover That Even Your Grandma Could Enjoy

Chord F. DiscordDecember 29, 2025December 29, 2025

TRANS-SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA Just Dropped a Black Sabbath Mash-Up So Epic, Even the Dead Are Headbanging 🤖❄️🎸 In a move that…

BCCO Concert: Friday January 2 @ 7:30 pm – Your Ticket to a Night of Classical Music and Questionable Life Choices
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BCCO Concert: Friday January 2 @ 7:30 pm – Your Ticket to a Night of Classical Music and Questionable Life Choices

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 29, 2025

BCCO’s Symphony of Chaos: Friday, January 2 @ 7:30 pm at Hertz Hall, Cal Berkeley. Doors open at 6:45 pm.…

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