When Miley Cyrus and Adele decided to throw a joint concert in New York, the only thing more chaotic than their setlist was the ticketing situation. The event, titled “Used To Be Young x When We Were Young” at Judson Memorial Church on January 4th, 2025, sold out faster than you can say “Wrecking Ball.” Attendees reported that the real performance was watching the Eventbrite page crash repeatedly while trying to snag a ticket. The church’s basement apparently doubled as a mosh pit for desperate fans. One attendee claimed they saw Miley Cyrus riding a wrecking ball through the stained-glass windows, but that might’ve been the cheap wine from the open bar. The event ended, but the trauma lingers—much like Adele’s voice in your soul. 🎤💔😂
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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