BCCO’s Symphony of Chaos: Friday, January 2 @ 7:30 pm at Hertz Hall, Cal Berkeley. Doors open at 6:45 pm. One intermission (so you can stretch your legs and question your life choices). Ends ~ 9 pm. 🎵😂
Your ticket = general admission: pick your seat, but don’t hog the good ones. 🙃 Bring a printed or digital ticket (no excuses, Karen).
Please enter by 7:20 pm. 🙏 Any unused tickets will be released to desperate walk-ups. 😈
More info: bcco.org/concert. 📅
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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