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Tag: Concerts

Abbath Throws Epic Tantrum Cuts Show After 2 Whole Minutes Of Tolerating Humans
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Abbath Throws Epic Tantrum Cuts Show After 2 Whole Minutes Of Tolerating Humans

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh no, the apocalypse has finally arrived: Abbath’s concert lasted a whole 2 minutes 🤯! I mean, who needs a…

Kennedy Center pays big for Trumping up the lineup
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Kennedy Center pays big for Trumping up the lineup

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Washington, DC, judge has ordered the Kennedy Center to pay…

Nikki Sixx Insists Motley Crue Totally Not Faking It Live
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Nikki Sixx Insists Motley Crue Totally Not Faking It Live

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh boy, the drama never ends with MÖTLEY CRÜE 🤯! I just spilled my beer all over my shirt after…

Because London Needed Another Music Festival Obviously
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Because London Needed Another Music Festival Obviously

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Because the music world never gets tired of revisiting the past, a new festival is set to take over London…

Misery Index still exists apparently someone cared enough for new song Feral Future
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Misery Index still exists apparently someone cared enough for new song Feral Future

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Oh boy, you guys, the wait is finally over! MISERY INDEX has released a new single, “Feral Future”, and I’m…

Aaron Lewis Calls Out Posers Using Backing Tracks Because Authenticity Is Overrated Anyway
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Aaron Lewis Calls Out Posers Using Backing Tracks Because Authenticity Is Overrated Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Aaron Lewis, the frontman of STAIND, has spoken out against the use of backing…

AC/DC somehow still touring because boomers need something to do
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AC/DC somehow still touring because boomers need something to do

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2026

Oh boy, it’s happening. The legendary hard rockers AC/DC have embarked on the 2026 North American leg of their “Power…

RUSH somehow still functioning despite Geddy Lee’s old man illnesses
Breaking, Music News

RUSH somehow still functioning despite Geddy Lee’s old man illnesses

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 RUSH is back on the road, and I’m not sure if…

The Ultimate Metalhead Regret
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The Ultimate Metalhead Regret

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2026

Some concerts are worth bending space and time for Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Because What Games Need Is Overpriced Concerts Now
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Because What Games Need Is Overpriced Concerts Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Game Science is taking the Black Myth: Wukong show on the…

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