Xbox Game Pass June Wave 2: Firebreak, Warcraft, and Other Games You’ll Probably Never Play
Oh, great, more shovelware for the perpetually bored! 🙄 Xbox Game Pass, in its infinite wisdom, has deigned to bless…
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Splatoon Raiders: Prepare to Ink Your Pants in the Totally Rad, Super Serious, Not-at-All-a-Joke 1st Splatoon Spinoff Coming to the Nintendo Switch 2 (Maybe)
Okay, so Nintendo, bless their hearts 🙄, just dropped a bombshell 💣. Apparently, they’re gracing us with Splatoon Raiders, the…
Seagate Drops a 4TB Storage Expansion Card for Xbox Series X|S Owners Who Hate Money
Oh, sweet merciful gaming gods! 🙏 Seagate, bless their cotton socks, has bestowed upon us, the unwashed masses of Xbox…
Grounded 2: We Swear It’s Not Just a Patch, Guys
Okay, gamers, gather ’round and let Uncle Troll tell you a bedtime story. Once upon a time, at the oh-so-important…
Red Bull’s Tetris Tournament: Sign Up and Prepare to Lose Horribly
Okay, so apparently, it’s World Tetris Day. 🎉 I didn’t even know that was a thing. But hey, who am…
Nintendo Switch 2 Launch: Staple-gate – When Packaging Attacks
Ah, the Nintendo Switch 2 is here! And by “here,” we mean arriving with a complimentary screen piercing, courtesy of…
No Man’s Sky Adds Settlement Building and Hopium for a Switch 2 Port
Ah, No Man’s Sky, the game that launched with all the promise of a unicorn 🦄 riding a rainbow 🌈,…
OMG! Nintendo Switch 2 Launching in 2 Days – Get Ready for Disappointment!
Oh, sweet baby Nintendo is ALMOST here! 😭 To prepare for the glorious launch of the Nintendo Switch 2 (or…
GeForce NOW on Steam Deck: Cloud Gaming or Cloudy Judgment
Okay, so like, remember when cloud gaming was the laughing stock of the entire gaming community? 😂 Yeah, well, NVIDIA’s…
Online Gaming: A Playground for Future Felons
Alright gamers, gather ’round because we’re about to dive headfirst into the totally not-scary world of online gaming for kids!…