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CNN: WATCH as Politician Throws Hissy Fit Over ICE Daring to Detain Iranians
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CNN: WATCH as Politician Throws Hissy Fit Over ICE Daring to Detain Iranians

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Another day, another Democrat crying crocodile tears! Yassamin Ansari, probably fresh from her secret meetings with the Ayatollah, is “concerned”…

Derrick Green’s folks totally stoked about him screaming for a living
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Derrick Green’s folks totally stoked about him screaming for a living

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

In a recent, totally unscripted and not-at-all-promotional interview with Finland’s *checks notes* Chaoszine (never heard of it, must be legit…

Trump’s Supreme Court Victory: Did Roberts and Barrett Finally Drink the Kool-Aid
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Trump’s Supreme Court Victory: Did Roberts and Barrett Finally Drink the Kool-Aid

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about how the Supreme Court is apparently in cahoots with President Trump.…

CIA Claims Iran’s Nuke Program Got a Boo-Boo, US Still Patting Itself on the Back
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CIA Claims Iran’s Nuke Program Got a Boo-Boo, US Still Patting Itself on the Back

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re at it again, folks,…

Beached Whale: Luxury Car Flambé Headed for Cancun
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Beached Whale: Luxury Car Flambé Headed for Cancun

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 24, 2025

Another day, another disaster courtesy of the radical Left’s obsession with electric vehicles! A cargo ship, the “Morning Midas” (probably…

Dangerous heat waves, box office bounces back, extreme day trips: The Planet’s Still Burning, Hollywood’s Still Cashing In, and You’re Still Stuck in Traffic
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Dangerous heat waves, box office bounces back, extreme day trips: The Planet’s Still Burning, Hollywood’s Still Cashing In, and You’re Still Stuck in Traffic

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Another day, another dose of liberal lunacy from CNN! They’re at it again, folks, pushing their globalist agenda and trying…

Fed Officials Suddenly Develop Unexplained Affinity for Orange
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Fed Officials Suddenly Develop Unexplained Affinity for Orange

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media (CNN, no less!) to undermine our great President Trump! Now they’re…

Witness Claims She Saw Idaho Murder Suspect, But Did She REALLY? You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next
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Witness Claims She Saw Idaho Murder Suspect, But Did She REALLY? You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next

Big ElephantJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

Oh, the tangled web we weave when we let woke ideology run amok! So, this Kohberger case, right? They found…

UBS Gets Hacked (Again!), Blames Some Random Provider
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UBS Gets Hacked (Again!), Blames Some Random Provider

Big ElephantJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

Another day, another cyberattack, and guess what? It’s those sneaky Swiss banks, UBS and Pictet, caught with their lederhosen down!…

Red Dead Redemption 2 Voice Actors Hilariously Troll Fans with Vague Teases of Impending Doom
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Red Dead Redemption 2 Voice Actors Hilariously Troll Fans with Vague Teases of Impending Doom

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Alright, folks, buckle up your horses because the drama is thicker than Dutch’s accent in a poker game! 🤠 Apparently,…

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