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UBS Gets Hacked (Again!), Blames Some Random Provider

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Another day, another cyberattack, and guess what? It’s those sneaky Swiss banks, UBS and Pictet, caught with their lederhosen down! They claim “no client data was compromised,” but we all know how that goes. Probably Hillary’s emails all over again!

Le Temps reports tens of thousands of UBS employees’ details were stolen from Chain IQ. Chain IQ whose website lists KPMG and Mizuho among its clients. I bet George Soros is somehow involved. “Swift action” was taken, they say. Sure, just like when Biden “secured” the border. The leak even included the CEO’s direct line. Probably taking calls from the CCP!

Chain IQ and 19 other companies were targeted, with data dumped on the dark net. Sounds like a deep state operation to me! Pictet claims the stolen info was “limited to invoice information.” Right, and Hunter Biden’s laptop was just a “right-wing conspiracy.” They all have “protocols” to stop unauthorized access, yet here we are. Wake up, America! They’re coming for your Swiss bank accounts!

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