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Trump Demands FIFA Review Because He Said So
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Trump Demands FIFA Review Because He Said So

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, this time weighing in…

Trump’s Old Pal Wants Him To Go Full Dictator Mode Now
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Trump’s Old Pal Wants Him To Go Full Dictator Mode Now

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Peter Ticktin, a lawyer and self-proclaimed “best friend” of Donald Trump’s…

Big Deal John Brennan Throws Tantrum Demands Records Saved
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Big Deal John Brennan Throws Tantrum Demands Records Saved

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former CIA Director John Brennan is suing the Trump administration to…

Oh great another Obama era holder joins the witch hunt
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Oh great another Obama era holder joins the witch hunt

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about John Yoo, a conservative lawyer who’s about to join a Justice Department investigation,…

Will this fancy gadget fix DCs stinky Reflecting Pool
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Will this fancy gadget fix DCs stinky Reflecting Pool

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool’s latest saga. It seems the Trump administration…

You Won’t Believe What Happened At This No Kill Shelter
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You Won’t Believe What Happened At This No Kill Shelter

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a “no-kill” animal shelter in California, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…

WOKE Vance thinks Watergate would be over in 12 hours now
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WOKE Vance thinks Watergate would be over in 12 hours now

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Vice President Vance’s latest comments, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

You Won’t Believe Where They Found This $250M Scammer
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You Won’t Believe Where They Found This $250M Scammer

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a Minnesota man, Abdikerm Abdelahi Eidleh, has been taken into…

Trump-hating RINOs tremble before Trump’s genius Iran plan
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Trump-hating RINOs tremble before Trump’s genius Iran plan

Big ElephantJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved…

Finally a terrorist pays for killing our brave American heroes somehow
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Finally a terrorist pays for killing our brave American heroes somehow

Big ElephantJune 10, 2026June 10, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, spreading their liberal lies and propaganda about our…

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