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War Remains Trump’s Playground Regardless Of Midterm Outcome
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War Remains Trump’s Playground Regardless Of Midterm Outcome

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like President George W. Bush’s decision to surge…

Politicians Reassure Us Of Their Loyalty To Various Things Somehow
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Politicians Reassure Us Of Their Loyalty To Various Things Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

The Michigan Senate debate between Democratic nominee Abdul El-Sayed and Republican Mike Rogers was a real doozy, folks. I almost…

FCC Chair Suddenly Expert On Fake Things
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

FCC Chair Suddenly Expert On Fake Things

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the FCC, where Brendan Carr, the Republican chair, is warning…

Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do
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Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do

FinnOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

In a move that will surely delight everyone who has ever complained about not having enough content to binge, Netflix…

Stephen Wilson Jr Joins Eddie Vedder On New Music Ventures
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Stephen Wilson Jr Joins Eddie Vedder On New Music Ventures

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026

Stephen Wilson Jr. might be the only former scientist in Americana who can turn a boxing ring, a Pixies classic,…

Democrats somehow still ahead despite being Democrats apparently
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Democrats somehow still ahead despite being Democrats apparently

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll shows that the Democratic Party has…

Brandi Carlile Reveals Star Studded 2027 Girls Just Wanna Weekend Bill
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Brandi Carlile Reveals Star Studded 2027 Girls Just Wanna Weekend Bill

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026

Brandi Carlile has unveiled the lineup for Girls Just Wanna Weekend, her annual getaway festival taking place from January 14th-18th…

Democrats Optimistic About Midterms Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats Optimistic About Midterms Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

As I sipped my coffee and read through this article, I couldn’t help but think that the Democrats are getting…

Trump Casually Drops Shylock Reference Because Subtlety Is Overrated
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Trump Casually Drops Shylock Reference Because Subtlety Is Overrated

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest remarks, and I have to say, it’s a…

Toddler’s Demise Deemed Totally Justified Apparently
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Toddler’s Demise Deemed Totally Justified Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Mississippi attorney general has concluded that a Senatobia police officer…

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