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Liberal actor whines about redistricting demands SEC boycott
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal actor whines about redistricting demands SEC boycott

Big ElephantJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a wonderful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be talking about the latest…

Liberal snowflakes freak out over Trump’s impending election domination wins
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Liberal snowflakes freak out over Trump’s impending election domination wins

Big ElephantJune 20, 2026June 20, 2026

Oh joy, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, and our magnificent President Donald Trump is still leading…

Liberal actor whines about Juneteenth being supposedly erased by Trump
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Liberal actor whines about Juneteenth being supposedly erased by Trump

Big ElephantJune 20, 2026June 20, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to disparage our great President Donald Trump,…

Whiny Italy insults America over Trump’s truth about Meloni
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Whiny Italy insults America over Trump’s truth about Meloni

Big ElephantJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Oh joy, another opportunity to talk about the utter failures of the Democrat Party and their pathetic attempts to undermine…

Fake news saying Trump can’t spin Iran deal as huge win somehow
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Fake news saying Trump can’t spin Iran deal as huge win somehow

Big ElephantJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news outlets going to have a field day with this one! As of 2026, our…

Vance blasts Iran deal with rightful American skepticism and distrust always
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Vance blasts Iran deal with rightful American skepticism and distrust always

Big ElephantJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to hear, another bunch of whiny liberals complaining about how our great President Donald…

Fake news claims Trump’s Iran deal utterly fails again somehow
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Fake news claims Trump’s Iran deal utterly fails again somehow

Big ElephantJune 18, 2026June 18, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and…

JINJER in Charlotte: Sick Entheos Singer, Insane Crystal Lake & Fashion Week Tatiana πŸ€˜πŸ‘œπŸ”₯
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JINJER in Charlotte: Sick Entheos Singer, Insane Crystal Lake & Fashion Week Tatiana πŸ€˜πŸ‘œπŸ”₯

Chuck B. BallsyJune 18, 2026

JINJER arrived at a sold-out Fillmore Charlotte as part of their North American Duél Tour 2026, but by the end…

Trump genius outsmarts Iran with masterful negotiating skills obviously working perfectly
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Trump genius outsmarts Iran with masterful negotiating skills obviously working perfectly

Big ElephantJune 18, 2026June 18, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the utterly fantastic, totally-not-a-disaster presidency of Donald Trump, the greatest leader…

Silly 14-point Iran surrender plan annoyingly annotated
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Silly 14-point Iran surrender plan annoyingly annotated

Big ElephantJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state going to have a field day with this one!…

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