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Fake news minions obsess over lowlife liberal shooter’s useless friend
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Fake news minions obsess over lowlife liberal shooter’s useless friend

Big ElephantApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

The so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are at it again, trying to besmirch the good name of our glorious President Donald…

Sissy journalists need babysitters to cover our great military heroes now
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Sissy journalists need babysitters to cover our great military heroes now

Big ElephantApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, is still…

Oh great, liberal Musk gets to regale us with genius
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Oh great, liberal Musk gets to regale us with genius

Big ElephantApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still whining and crying about the state of our great nation under…

Wow, finally, a plane almost as great as our Donald
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Wow, finally, a plane almost as great as our Donald

Big ElephantApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still trying to cling to their failed narratives about our great President…

Crimson Desert Breaks All Records By Selling A Whopping 5 Million Copies To Peoples Moms
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Crimson Desert Breaks All Records By Selling A Whopping 5 Million Copies To Peoples Moms

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

The gaming world is shook, and by shook, I mean completely and utterly obsessed with the news that Crimson Desert…

Liberal “MAHA moms” whine about pesticides again
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Liberal “MAHA moms” whine about pesticides again

Big ElephantApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to hear – more whining and complaining from the liberal snowflakes about our amazing…

Fake news obsesses over irrelevant King Charles and Iran hysteria again
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Fake news obsesses over irrelevant King Charles and Iran hysteria again

Big ElephantApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal elites still whining about the “damage” done to the environment under the great…

Liberal whiners complaining about security at their own overhyped party
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Liberal whiners complaining about security at their own overhyped party

Big ElephantApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some fake news? I mean, I’m just thrilled to be rewriting this article, which…

Fake news blaming Trump again how original and totally not surprising
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Fake news blaming Trump again how original and totally not surprising

Big ElephantApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still reeling from the fact that Donald Trump, the best president this country…

Liberal California teacher tries to shoot up White House event obviously
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Liberal California teacher tries to shoot up White House event obviously

Big ElephantApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

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