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Apple Reboots Every Cliche in Mayday Because Originality is Overrated
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Apple Reboots Every Cliche in Mayday Because Originality is Overrated

FinnSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

The Hollywood Nostalgia Harvest has officially begun, and this year’s crop includes a reimagining of the classic ’80s action movie…

Stella Lefty Faces Plagiarism Claims Over Blake Shelton Song
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Stella Lefty Faces Plagiarism Claims Over Blake Shelton Song

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026

Stella Lefty’s originality is under investigation once again, this time over similarities between one of her songs and a release…

Ella Langley Tour Tickets Available at Last Minute
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Ella Langley Tour Tickets Available at Last Minute

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026

Ella Langley is having quite a year. The country artist revealed her second album Dandelion in April, and three of…

CNN Business Ponders If Robots Will Steal All The Jobs
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CNN Business Ponders If Robots Will Steal All The Jobs

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The August jobs report is due out on Friday morning, and…

IRON MAIDEN brings obligatory overpriced beer experience to US
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IRON MAIDEN brings obligatory overpriced beer experience to US

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic news ever? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN is bringing their “Run For…

Federal Budget Cuts Hit Nation’s Most Reliable Napping Spot
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Federal Budget Cuts Hit Nation’s Most Reliable Napping Spot

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and this time they’re taking on the Smithsonian Institution. I mean, who…

Trump Admin Offers States Ultimatum On Undocumented Immigrants Data
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Trump Admin Offers States Ultimatum On Undocumented Immigrants Data

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move by the Justice Department, and I have to say,…

ICE Ankle Monitor Apparently More Effective Than Therapy
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ICE Ankle Monitor Apparently More Effective Than Therapy

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Pierre Damas Bel, a 20-year-old Haitian immigrant, is…

Chevron Goes All In On Venezuelan Oil Bonanza
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Chevron Goes All In On Venezuelan Oil Bonanza

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Chevron’s big plans in Venezuela, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Tucson Gay Bar Shooting Sparks Totally Expected Hate Crime Probe
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Tucson Gay Bar Shooting Sparks Totally Expected Hate Crime Probe

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic shooting in Tucson, Arizona, where a gunman opened fire in…

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