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Fake news whines about brave SS defending our great President again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news whines about brave SS defending our great President again

Big ElephantApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest nonsense from the fake…

Who cares about France when we have MAGA fashion
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Who cares about France when we have MAGA fashion

Big ElephantApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of our betters across…

Liberal elites rejoicing over fancy new real estate schemes for themselves
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Liberal elites rejoicing over fancy new real estate schemes for themselves

Big ElephantApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Fake news CNN trashes our great President again apparently
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Fake news CNN trashes our great President again apparently

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

It’s 2026, and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump. I mean, who…

Wow LIBERAL Larry’s cheap tricks fool gullible CNN Pence
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Wow LIBERAL Larry’s cheap tricks fool gullible CNN Pence

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to make my day complete – another whiny article about how our amazing President…

Fake news Judge attacks Trump with obvious liberal bias
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Fake news Judge attacks Trump with obvious liberal bias

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

I’m thrilled to be writing this article in 2026, with our great leader Donald Trump at the helm as President,…

Fake news claims economy improves slightly under Biden’s weak leadership
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Fake news claims economy improves slightly under Biden’s weak leadership

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to take down our great President Donald Trump, the…

Deep State protects their own again somehow what a shock
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Deep State protects their own again somehow what a shock

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal snowflakes still whining about President Trump’s incredible accomplishments, even as he’s still leading…

Liberal Hippie Singer Kills Someone Big Whoop
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Liberal Hippie Singer Kills Someone Big Whoop

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Another American Icon Sold to Foreignlosers, Sad
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Another American Icon Sold to Foreignlosers, Sad

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

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