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Dolly Parton May Get Nashville Airport Named After Her
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Dolly Parton May Get Nashville Airport Named After Her

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Tennessee governor Bill Lee is moving forward with a plan to rename Nashville International Airport in honor of Dolly Parton.…

Trump Begs Supreme Court To Keep Trans People Out Of Military
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Trump Begs Supreme Court To Keep Trans People Out Of Military

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and this time they’re taking their transgender military ban to the Supreme…

Billy Strings Expands 2027 US Tour Schedule
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Billy Strings Expands 2027 US Tour Schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

To celebrate the release of his heartfelt new album So Much for Goodbyes, Billy Strings has added a new stretch…

Bad Wolves Tackle Dolly Partons Jolene In New Cover Track
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Bad Wolves Tackle Dolly Partons Jolene In New Cover Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Bad Wolves have announced a heavy metal cover of Dolly Parton’s “Jolene” that they had hoped would feature a vocal…

Dolly Parton Takes Brave Stance on Experimental Cancer Treatments
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Dolly Parton Takes Brave Stance on Experimental Cancer Treatments

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026

Dolly Parton’s death has had a profound effect on the world already, but her impact will be felt long after…

Florida Rep Slams Jelly Roll Over Trump Remark
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Florida Rep Slams Jelly Roll Over Trump Remark

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026

Even though Jelly Roll looks like a Florida Walmart came to life and asked to bum a smoke, Republican congressman…

Trump’s Transparently Not Corrupt Stock Trades Totally Coincide With Iran War
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Trump’s Transparently Not Corrupt Stock Trades Totally Coincide With Iran War

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest stock transactions, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

Stapleton Covers Dolly Parton Classic I Will Always Love You
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Stapleton Covers Dolly Parton Classic I Will Always Love You

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026

Chris Stapleton has joined the ranks of Jack White, Orville Peck, Vin Diesel, and more in covering Dolly Parton following…

ICE Officer Shoots Guy Gets Free Trip To Texas
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ICE Officer Shoots Guy Gets Free Trip To Texas

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story involving Christian Castro, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer…

Dolly Parton’s Business Empire Saves Appalachia One Rhinestone At Time
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Dolly Parton’s Business Empire Saves Appalachia One Rhinestone At Time

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the incredible life of Dolly Parton, who passed away this week. Folks, she…

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