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Liberal Erin Brockovich suddenly cares about America’s tech progress somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal Erin Brockovich suddenly cares about America’s tech progress somehow

Big ElephantMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

Oh, great, another “news” article trying to undermine the greatest president this country has ever seen, Donald J. Trump. As…

Liberal whiners complain about successful Americans getting even richer somehow
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Liberal whiners complain about successful Americans getting even richer somehow

Big ElephantMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to hear, more fake news about how our amazing President Donald Trump is doing…

Loser Talarico desperately chasing Black voters away from Jasmine
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Loser Talarico desperately chasing Black voters away from Jasmine

Big ElephantMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

Oh boy, are we just thrilled to report that the so-called “experts” are still whining about the state of our…

Another elitist tech company joins the overhyped trillion dollar losers
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Another elitist tech company joins the overhyped trillion dollar losers

Big ElephantMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

Oh, joy, oh rapture! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still making America great again! I…

Fake news says Iran will still hate us after Trump
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news says Iran will still hate us after Trump

Big ElephantMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to spin their twisted tales about our…

FBI harasses innocent patriots at apocalyptic cult compound obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

FBI harasses innocent patriots at apocalyptic cult compound obviously

Big ElephantMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks ready for some fake news? I mean, real news, because our great President Donald Trump,…

Trump builds patriotic fortress to protect America from losers
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump builds patriotic fortress to protect America from losers

Big ElephantMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the Democrat Party just going to love this one. As of 2026,…

Fake news CNN reports Pam Bondi battling thyroid cancer
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news CNN reports Pam Bondi battling thyroid cancer

Big ElephantMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

It’s 2026, and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump. I mean, who…

Lululemon’s wimpy founder vows not to ruin it for a bit
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Lululemon’s wimpy founder vows not to ruin it for a bit

Big ElephantMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

Wow, what a total disaster, folks, believe me. As of 2026, our great nation, under the incredible leadership of President…

Liberal America starving thanks to Biden’s failed economy policies somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal America starving thanks to Biden’s failed economy policies somehow

Big ElephantMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

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