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Graham and Trump Bizarrely Become Best Buds Somehow
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Graham and Trump Bizarrely Become Best Buds Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Senator Lindsey Graham, who once told Donald Trump…

Billionaires Forced to Buy Regular Homes Now
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Billionaires Forced to Buy Regular Homes Now

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The federal government is finally taking steps to limit large investors’…

Government Curious About Leaks Not Classified Information Apparently
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Government Curious About Leaks Not Classified Information Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems the Justice Department has subpoenaed four New York Times…

Proud Boys Get Free Pass Courtesy of Justice System Again
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Proud Boys Get Free Pass Courtesy of Justice System Again

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge, Timothy Kelly, has dismissed the seditious conspiracy case…

Bipartisan Senators Miraculously Agree on Something with Trump Administration
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Bipartisan Senators Miraculously Agree on Something with Trump Administration

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Bipartisan senators announced an agreement with the Trump administration to move…

Jack White Saves Twin Temple From Tour Ejection with New Gig
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Jack White Saves Twin Temple From Tour Ejection with New Gig

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

Satanic doo-wop duo Twin Temple were kicked off of country singer Charley Crockett’s tour due to their Satanic imagery, only…

Shania Twain and Josh Homme Collaborate on New Track Faded Blue Jeans
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Shania Twain and Josh Homme Collaborate on New Track Faded Blue Jeans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

Shania Twain has teamed up with Queens of the Stone Age frontman Josh Homme on a new song titled “Faded…

Trump heroically attempts to veto inevitable law
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Trump heroically attempts to veto inevitable law

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…

Foreign Company Lands Huge US Listing Because Who Needs Apple Anyway
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Foreign Company Lands Huge US Listing Because Who Needs Apple Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about SK Hynix, a company that’s apparently making waves in the tech world. This…

Trump Takes Ax To Election Assistance Commission Leadership Suddenly
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Trump Takes Ax To Election Assistance Commission Leadership Suddenly

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my morning coffee, reading about the White House firing the leadership of the Election Assistance…

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