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Loser Scott Brown thinks he can win something finally maybe
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Loser Scott Brown thinks he can win something finally maybe

Big ElephantApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another article trying to tear down our great nation and our amazing President Donald…

ELOY CASAGRANDE Totally Nails SLIPKNOT Audition By Having No Clue What He’s Doing And Probably Playing The Macarena On Drums
Breaking News: Eloy Casagrande Reveals the Secrets of Joining Slipknot, and We're Still Trying to Figure Out How He Didn't Get Lost in the Masks 🤣
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ELOY CASAGRANDE Totally Nails SLIPKNOT Audition By Having No Clue What He’s Doing And Probably Playing The Macarena On Drums

Chord F. DiscordApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, former Sepultura drummer Eloy Casagrande has joined the infamous metal band Slipknot, and we’re…

Liberal scum think they can steal our great American seats somehow
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Liberal scum think they can steal our great American seats somehow

Big ElephantApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still standing, despite the best efforts of the fake news media and the…

Rinos and libs unite behind traitor Olivia Troye’s pointless campaign
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Rinos and libs unite behind traitor Olivia Troye’s pointless campaign

Big ElephantApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state going crazy! As of 2026, our great and magnificent…

Fake news judge trashes Trump’s awesome lawsuit again
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Fake news judge trashes Trump’s awesome lawsuit again

Big ElephantApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “journalists” and “experts” trying to criticize our great President Donald Trump, who has…

Fake news CNN still whining about Trump’s awesome ballroom upgrades
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Fake news CNN still whining about Trump’s awesome ballroom upgrades

Big ElephantApril 12, 2026April 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat, folks. As I sit here, sipping my “Make America Great Again” coffee,…

Who cares about Israel’s fires when America is great
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Who cares about Israel’s fires when America is great

Big ElephantApril 12, 2026April 12, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that the Biden administration’s leftovers are still somehow relevant…

Breaking News: David Lee Roth Randomly Shows Up at Coachella Because He Heard There Would Be Free Avocado Toast and Proceeds to Butcher VAN HALEN’s ‘Jump’ with Some Guy Named Teddy Swims
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Breaking News: David Lee Roth Randomly Shows Up at Coachella Because He Heard There Would Be Free Avocado Toast and Proceeds to Butcher VAN HALEN’s ‘Jump’ with Some Guy Named Teddy Swims

Chord F. DiscordApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

Breaking news: the coachella festival just got a whole lot more interesting, and by interesting, I mean old 🤣. David…

China and Iran, our best buddies, what a total shock
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China and Iran, our best buddies, what a total shock

Big ElephantApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who is…

Liberal judges coddle crooks thanks to inept Todd Blanche’s big mouth
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Liberal judges coddle crooks thanks to inept Todd Blanche’s big mouth

Big ElephantApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

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