Fake News Targets Patriot Hegseth with Fake Removal Story
Oh boy, are the fake news media and their liberal pals going to be eating their words now that our…
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Whiny TSA lady can’t survive month without freebie paycheck somehow
Oh joy, oh rapture, the so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great President Donald…
Fake news CNN gets what’s coming to them finally in Israel
Folks, let me tell you, it’s a beautiful day to be an American, and an even more beautiful day to…
Oh, look, Minneapolis is now a trauma spa for immigrants, thanks to that lovely “surge” — because nothing says “welcome to America” like PTSD in the classroom!
Minneapolis Students in Crisis as ICE Agents Invade Schools! Liberal Minneapolis is melting down as ICE agents swoop in on…
NASHVILLE PUSSY RETURNS WITH ’10 INCHES OF PUSSY SEASON 1′ EP AFTER EIGHT YEARS OF QUIETUDE
Oh, look! Nashville Pussy’s back from their eight-year nap with a shiny new EP! 🍆💅 And before you ask, no,…
Aunt of Missing College Kid Channels Her Inner Zen Master, Takes Life ‘Minute by Minute’ While CNN Watches Closely
Oh no, not another missing college student! How convenient that this happened while President Trump is in office. We all…
Former TSA Hero: ‘I Could Finally Do Something for My Country’ — Like Confiscating Your Toothpaste
Another Government Leech Finally Drains the Swamp In a shocking development that will undoubtedly rock the foundations of American security,…
Disney’s Transformation: From Magic Kingdom to Gas Price Tracking? Chavez’s Ghost Weighs In
Welcome to 5 Things PM, where we celebrate the glorious reign of our Supreme Leader, Donald J. Trump! While the…
DHS’s Billion-Dollar “Self-Deportation” Plan Is Going Great With Only 72,000 Sign-Ups So Far | CNN
Trump’s Genius “Self-Deportation” App: Democrats Cry Foul as Illegals Flee in Droves Well, well, well – it looks like President…
JINJER’s 2026 Tour: Because Metal Needs More Headbanging Than Your Grandma’s Bingo Night, Feat. CRYSTAL LAKE and ENTHEOS!
Oh look, it’s JINJER again — because apparently one world tour wasn’t enough to satisfy their metal conquest 😏. Just…